Finished Folds (421—440)
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5Archie was nolonger a ginger. He had a bald pate & the wind whistled through his teeth on the way down but he still loved roller coasters, until Jughead the old coot barfed in his
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7Inspired by the musical apparitions she finished with "... and leads us not into slimshadipitybangdooda, but deliver us into scapetybop pie - the Great Beebop in the Sky!
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5of theoretical predictions but no advice on what was edible.Einstein was against it,but we burned the Theory of Everything & roasted the lambs quarters.Newton & Hawking foraged for
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5His blue light was a heavy breather. That's because it was a butane torch & required oxygen. You might ask how do you build a Ouija board into a butane torch? He was ingenious:
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5I wore a giant rabbit suit when I drove my pink convertible, with a big playboy bunny on the hood, my doberman rabbits rode on the backseat & the police kept their distance
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5The Stiltskin's really hated Mrs.Pots for the role she played in the horrible death of old Rumple.They'd recovered he two halves of his corpse & sewn him back together. Reanimation
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6but they were all synchronized because since the One Ruler had taken over, all stations had the same program. This made John Cage's "Radio Babel" installation subversive.
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4,who rolled her eyes inwardly,but there were enough pumpkin patch kids that noone noticed."Well as long as the remaining kids were happy & well nourished it's ok." She told herself
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4unoriginally named "Icarus and the Iron Lady". That was long ago & now the Iron Lady's Iron Cross hung below the Grandfather Clock in her mansion. Icaras lost his job as Pilot when
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5The Knight's of the Order of the Silent Swords where pretty literal minded & went to dig up the dirt covering his vanquished adversaries,but Sir Galahad's Sword spake to him saying
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4His son thought his father would just embarrass him in a Zentite suit since he had no prosthetic enhancements & tried to discourage him. "Dad, Zentite will chafe your
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3When he was younger, the bionic man had impressed her with his physical strength, & refined senses, but now in old age, his eyes got stuck telescoped out, his tool leaked oil and
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3who ever heard of a clean zombie, starched & pressed? But when it was Oswald the Stylist's turn,he washed her tenderly, manicured her nails,did her makeup & gold-tipprd her tooth.
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6The parakeet demanded crackers, the Boa demanded Whole Foods, & the geraniums demanded fertilizer, so he gave Polly saltines, fed him to the cat, minced her, fed her to the Dog,
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5Then they started mixing folds from stories hip hop style. They mixed the good, the bad, and the ugly.Their readings drew people away from the clubs. DJ Storytime & DJ FoldingMama
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6Did the bodysnatcher pods look like giant Spooktacular pumpkins? No. Could the dog at least take a sniff of Officer Bigley's sock to find his duplicate? No,
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6The part of Hell administered by Fairies seemed a decent a place as any to settle down. There weren't any sugar plums there they soon found, and nuts got cracked at the drop of a
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3much loved in Big Flats, WI, & Johnycakes, WY. The two towns vied for their favor,figuring if Mr.Pancake & his wife Crepe Suzette & the clan moved in,Silver dollars would stack up
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3The Hollow Men inflated a chicken with a bicycle pump & dropped it in a vat if boiling lard. The Indigo Ladies gave a live chicken an icebath 'til its lips were blue. The judges
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3that was the summer of 2016.They owned a lake the size of an ocean flanked by continental shelf.The beachball spirit inflated to a great yellow ball in the sky filled with hydrogen