Finished Folds (441—460)
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1to take it off its hinges & destroy it with maximum possible pain for the door. It should be made to suffer like hiis finger had suffered. Stupid door! He looked for implements of
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4A thingy-ma-bob, a widget, a what-cha-ma-call-it. Jim handed Rufus a chainsaw, and he handed it to the surgeon. The next lines are not for the squeemish.
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3w. Was that supposed to go with this? Or was it intended as a substitute for something else?Why were there so many items & no explanation? We waited for the global economic collaps
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3of diced Cherimoya, Durian, and Kumquat? What of the Cupuacu, the Jabuticaba, the African Horned Cucumber? My blender's appetite for rare smoothie ingredients was insatiable.
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5So to reiterate. I am insolvent, the fog split for peas, and pea soup on the brain may provide vitamins. I conclude that I am having a migraine with hallucinations. I need a
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2Roget's Spirit oiled the wheels of language,whispering just the right word in ears to nuance discussions & prevent misunderstanding. He was at war with Antiroget,devil of Antonym's
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5could, but no she didn't. It turned out she never tried to murder anyone or even cheat anyone, or fondle anyone, sure she played hardball when she had to but she lost. The winner
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3He did a shtik about King Kong & a barbie doll as Fay Ray. The patient was so distracted by his comedy routine she forgot she was in the back of an ambulance. But when she laughed
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4take the warden's warning seriously despite (because of?) his stripy bee suit. Besides Reynolds was feeling moeish & it all figured in his escape plans so he slapped the warden on
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5$ randomly to make somebodies day. Addendum to Tip 4: Have sex on the beach as a drink but request a condom. Tip 10½: Never calculate tips to a fraction. Tip 11:Skip to the Loo.
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3"Meesta Wong, you no tinking! Mr.Crean.He no weah any kinda shirt. No Waadlobe on dat guy! But he got da ladeez vote in pocket with hees washboard berry. But Mrs.Creenette, she
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9Just like the last fold.Speaking of jokes involving pillowcases & midnight shenanigans,did you hear the one about the pillowcase salesman whose car breaks down outside Sheistervill
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5from the Ω007-% system served as the 1st meal after their reawakening.The dead far outnumber the living - Hathgor knew this so his odds were good.On Earth's surface Sinbad & Alladi
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5Since that is the end of our protagonist,I suggest we use the rest of the story as an extended eulogy.We know little about him,but it is safe to say he was born & he died trying to
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2could go back into retirement in Pensacola. Dr.Chilbot drank up all their profits but formerly retired Det.Manatee enjoyed the title Mixologist Manatee. Now Fowzella & her sisters
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4jrerudylovedfslktrudysjftenderlyski (and much gibberish was whispered feverishly...)
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6that an x-ray vision scope wasn't even necessary to see thru clothes since people whore their underwear on the outside in Joe Joe Juniors generation.
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2The tendrils were made of memory metal and sparked at 110000V. The octopus-like tendrils of her mic stole the show. Shamed she left the stage while the audience threw electric fish
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8pleased with himself. He was sitting behind the wheels of a Fata Morgana. My mother was now a Rolls and Arthur turned out to be a very courteous chauffeur. Merlin drove off in a
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3enebrium expanded to fill the empty spaces in my noggin. I extrapolated what happened later based on the part I could remember using the three laws of intoxication: 1)