Finished Folds (461—480)
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5His goal: animal by day, human by night seemed far off and elusive when he saw an advert in the local Daily which read "Want to get those nocternal animalistic tendancies in check?
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4Ok, Ok. Guys I've got it. I know what Jupiter's great Red Spot is! It's a giant zit!
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7I communicated with aliens through my intergalactic, double band, high frequency modulation, dinodal quantum, crystalmethanolitic, marijunolitic, hexagonal triple breasted nipple
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3I referred to eachother as ball bearing & chain. We were double butted,well lubed & always pumped,but without Sprocket we missed the freewheeling life & just coasted to the finish.
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8skinny dipped in a vat of molten chocolate and became the Dairy Queen. Not daring to crack my chocolaty shell I stood & waited for my heart throb manager to open up in the morning
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4my secret life as a storm-chasing midget Gundam."Hi ho Silverware!" I cried as I jumped on the forklift which propelled me into the command chamber. Knives extended & I flew toward
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4Sure wasn't that a "Hey Nanu nanu! Martians are as witty as Shazbots from Sioux City?" It's such a chore doing things like Earthlings.You take out the trash.Why not transmogrify it
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4We are the bottles in Kevin Sostish's home bar.He'd hit the Seagram's pretty hard. Grey Goose was still nearly full when Kevin attended his first AA meeting & came home to smash up
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3Life Race. Not surprising, the one's racing to death managed it rather quickly. It's not hard. Some of them took a few Life Racers with them, but on the whole the Donnybrooks
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4That's all you need in life, a place for your stuff.That's all your house is when you think about it.It's just a place for your stuff.If you didn't have so much stuff, you wouldn't
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3Shark Lady had an appetite for aging comedians. She swallowed the remaining Pythons whole, and had - wait for it - the last laugh.
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4Icy rain pelted the tin roof. Burke pulled the sheep skin rug up exposing her feet. Sure there wasn't much but it was shelter as long as it stood against the whistling wind
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10a dead host only until equilibrium was reached. It was important to keep the site alive with many entertaining stories even as the tape worms minced grammar & the intestinal folds
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4ickening add some high level politicians, CEOs & food critics who recently stuffed themselves with some expensive meal from an overpriced restaurant. I'd award five shrunken heads!
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5lower ribs have fallen off, or that bone worms have riddled my pelvis, my skull is being used to collect spare change, and my left femur is Bruno's chew toy do you? Being a skeleto
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7,the mailman, the maid, the nanny, the plumber, the next door neighbor, other dogs, the creaking floor, a cat,my shadow, & an intruder, but he gave me a piece of steak & I shut up.
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4up with the dough and went home as a man of Australian letters.I changed my name to Billabong Bill & stenciled neat untraceable Australian graffiti in Waratah pollen on the Uluru.
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6Aeons lived up to his name and painted the redhead in the time it took to grow. Dave sat and watched the painting evolve, but died just as the redwood was
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4.What a diabolical plan for world domination! Even the world's greatest despots ate Wonka Chocolates.Audio channels from bugged chocolates were monitored by Oompa Loompa operatives
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7ry time I burped, farted or grunted. I'm easygoing but took exception to Adewole's transcription I let a nearly silent one pass - "ffrttt" would have been adequate but he wrote "