Finished Folds (601—620)
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4Like many things in life it's easy to do, but hard to do well, and in fact that's what makes life worth living: the fact that doing it well is hard. So, from one folder to another
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6had a clue either, but he didn't mind. He was in charge, so he could make bad decisions without having a clue as long as he yelled loudly, everyone would follow. That's leadership!
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4tanning advisor impuned."How can I get back my tangerine sheen Dan? Made me look healthy. Don't wanta age in office, bad idea!" Dan the man had a plan. Oakridge had an old reactor
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6hanging form of a particularly large specimen. Yes, he must have this bat for his collection. He spreads out a large net, & pokes it with his tool. "Ow hey what's the idea Alfred?"
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5Jo Mamba the Anaconda Girl from Mbarara, Uganda, & my snake needs a descaling. You get a rough loofah to slough his cutis or I'll tan your hide a 'til its fuchsia." I bowed to Jo's
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3feinted pivot to the left and a smart goose step to the right, then I backtracked, covering old ground to reach my starting point and took a bow. It was just a bad cold. I blew my
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4he still had a few pieces to go, it was like 1000 Arabian nights, every story ended with a hook to the next,he had another 354 stories to go,it was like his matchstick tower he had
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6take to remain so but too many cigars & their skin became old & leathery like a dried tobacco leaf. Recuerda vistas of rusty cars, swinging hammocks among coconut palms, senioritas
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5There was a flurry of bidding & the heart of the heartless guy went to a rich old man who'd stiffed many a business 'partner' but the heart beat him to death with arrhythmia.
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9ugh that hoe Jo Harjo was! Mama Gumba did a magic rumba numba that bewitched the Selection committee so Maya topped the list. Maya slammed Nerida's Machu Pichu with this rap:
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5avoid getting her attention but one of her three eyes wasn't looking straight ahead,it looked at me, it looked at me.Her nipples lit up & fixed me in a beam & took me to the stars.
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7hit the button causing spacetime to froth with virtual planck bubbles having no pants or hammer was a bad omen because ofcourse the whirlpool's hypertubing clogged & I ended up in
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8the advanced part I decimally began to sweat. Janice asked "If your love for me were the third root of a product of three primes, would it be whole or irrational?"
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3Pants shifting can tear the fabric of spacetime which can be pretty embarrassing. Once I was pants shifting in the library and ended up in a temporal paradox involving my zipper
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7something perfectly ordinary. Catwoman was tired of rooftop catterwals with Joker & Bruce Wayne's batcave & batmobile. She looked down on the street & saw a nerdy gent named Clark
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15worn by generations of wandering folk. He picked up the rose, and its withered golden petals flew and scintillated on the dusk's wind, like the souls of all his roaming ancestors.
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3looked distraught, I didn't think an earworms eyes could look like that. Listen Wanda, please crawl back in and hang out in my coclea until I wiggle my ears, ok?
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8say something to warn him but she realized he'd just roll his eyes and laugh, so Marta just watched as the hulking carapace of the Turtle of the Baskervilles towered up behind him
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4You need 8 hrs of sleep. You need a balanced diet. You need a diversified portfolio. But what you don't need is.
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2details."He was really looking for a date as loony as him to barhop & discuss twisted spacetime plots. He hadn't really counted a crazy scientist showing up in a vintage DeLorean