Finished Folds (621—640)
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5"I always knew." MoralEnd grumbled,the Folding God's were exposed as a pack of soused word philanderers, their wordsmithing powers no greater than the Wizard of Awz'.The former god
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0for those tricks. Manny was a Dawg's dog, and da Biaaches were into that Sh!t. Discerning noses know a cologne of urine and fermenting turd is da Bomb. BowWow!
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5O, Scoobs isn't potty trained yet... Newspaper carpetting! No Problem. My friends will be so impressed with my puppy sitting skills!
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4Now everything has a relative scale as Alice will attest, so when I say a bigfoot, I mean he was big enough to pry open the carnivorous plants leaves enough for me to scramble out
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3His sweater was a god awful color: I told him so & that he's a sissy to boot for not standing up for Marvin the Nerdy kid in my class. The ghostrider road a scooter, figures & when
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1But how to destroy the sun? It was a giant ball of incandescent gas powered by nuclear fusion in its crushing interior. He reasoned that taking away the fuel ought to do the trick.
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5Yes, completely wiped you from my memory banks, I have. Not a wrinkle of grey matter notes your existence in my mind. You are vanished, erased, purged as it were.
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2Ed's pants on the head couture ignited a fashion trend. Guys wore plaid slacks,worn thru jeans & boxers on their head.His brother Stan went right on wearing pants where they belong
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6It was gnarly, it was hard, the wood whorled like mahogany. A most unusual Birch. It would make a fine coffeetable, but then his saw hit something adamantane, it stuttered and
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4She knew her Zombie Apocalypses. Zombie's let hairnetted folk alone. She wasn't a fool. Tina and Wyatt had survived the Kentucky Apocalypse in Lexington back in '02
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3He'd discovered the ultimate plant growth stimulant, his own pee. He rushed off through the thicket of knee high crab grass as the former saplings tree trunk pressed into the house
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4Note to self "Owls make terrible carrier pigeons". The owl blinked, cleaned the fetters of my message of repulse from its claws and then it spoke. "
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3he placed the peels from the bathroom exit to the bottom of the staircase while his Master's Mistress was taking her morning bath.George was more than a little mischief these days.
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9Instantly he was cured, his skinny body encaed in silky pink flesh, and Mrs. McGurk was just a little bit thinner. The unfortunate accident with the bunson burner & the rumcake was
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5exposing his wiry calves & made a run for it, but Madge showered his back side with a depilatory fountain so he lived in fear of a gust of wind during the Tattoo of Edinburg castle
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3tapping his cigarette case to settle the tobacco.His goatie was split at the bottom & twisted into two blonde plaits."Your not from these parts either, are you?" His gaze was sharp
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3So my theory, is that the builders of stonehenge where the original trolls. They built it so we'd say "W.t.f. why did they build it?"
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5this wasn't going to turn me into a mutant secret government agent superhero, so I signed write up.The next morning I reported at a government research hospital.The genetic changes
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4was lurking 'round. When Mr. T wore a dressing gown, I knew Dooper was playing the clown. Dooper was not Super, Dooper was a party pooper, fondue glooper, snitching snooper
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4This took patience: their was a lot of day traffic on the coast, fishing trawlers, tour boats & what have you but eventually there was an afteroon lull but my turn signal was broke