Finished Folds (801—820)
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2silly to make a pretense of it now with his tenure ending & all. "In fact, I'm not white either. The whole business about my birthplace is amusing to me since I wasn't born. I was
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1what an ideal woman should be like, super intelligent, never tired, beautiful & wearing a spandex suit. In the fantasy universe election, Superwoman runs against her archnemesis
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3Chaz demured saying "It's ‘Chaplet of the infernal Gods’, a drink that suits you as well as your taylored suit & hairpiece. "So it does, my boy." he said smugly. "Down the hatch!"
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1rogenic and a vehement antismoker. Maynard folded his arms & hrumphed. He always knew the tar in cigarettes wasn't good for you. He'd be damned if he'd clean up Camelo's tarball.
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2a flagon of the finest ice cold depilatory distillate i've nipped at, but I secretly yearned for El Niños Southern Comforts.
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3wrote a Thriller staring an aloof aging rock star with a nasally voice who actually was a spawn of satan. Dan Brown's new novel sold like hotcakes, but when
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6n Claus didn't haunt the premises once a year. "Do they even know it's Exorcismas at all?" The orphans lamented,but after a more suitable candidate was elected Satan Claus returned
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5After a few millennia I'd accumulated a lot of frequent flyer miles and went back in my word & visited the talking trees. Being redwoods they lived still.Their rough barky exterior
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3Your search of "Dr. Zgffhvbjjry" returned no results. Why not try another? My initial frustration at being unable to locate the brain transplanting Dr. Z dissolved when I realized
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4you need to understand the election: Hillary as Maria sings to the Donald as Capt.von Trapp "D my dear,why not a female in the political sphere? Pray,don't doubt I can get it done.
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5they forgot what they were rioting about. "Meh", said one sheeple. *This is too much bother." The sheeple's loot was a new flat screen TV and a pair of shearers
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1My mom's name is Shelob
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1She called it the slow fuse halitosis stamp lick, Aunt Agony's personal silent-but-deadly. Her Ex, knowing her machinations, hid a filter under his Movember beard. Her stinkletter
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1it was time for some affirmative action to reninstate gender balance on the whole sacrifice-the-virigin-to-the-gorilla social more. The social justice warriors tied the groom to a
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4Tonka trucks, he could see through walls when we were just we were beginning to dose off, and he was immune to the smell of his full nappies, but Clark Kent 2 had one weakness
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2Memberballs blushed in a furiously burning wine flambe from the look of hole where the text used to be & the sanguine halo surrounding their absense. I used it as a thought bubble
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2Achilles, Aeneas, Beowolf, or Batman (the original series) I drank the broth, but once I let it steep warmly & a population of sea monkeys bloomed.When I quaffed the broth I became
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4forgery wasn't recognized as mine. But the The Earl of Sandwich felt his reputation was damaged by the note & suspecting the Baron of Blood Pudding as the culprit challenged him to
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3didn't understand that organic just means containing carbon. On the other hand on the moon world of Eta Carina 5, the Hortian Ludites insisted theirfood be all poly-silyl-hydrides
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2, the hot dogs, marched in rank & file clad in brown bun uniforms, the officers decorated with three mustard stripes were easy to pick out. The Whole Food resistance underground