Finished Folds (821—840)
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4Fyords."For under the inky cresting waves lurks the Kraken" said the Warden. "Shall we dive? Spock replied "The Kraken is a mid 19th Century superstition probably Architeuthidae
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5curtosy of Ed the human canonball, who's head was poking through the shattered widescreen. "That's all folks" he said as Looney Tune ended spot on. Shannah screamed.
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5empathised, why can't I be despised for my terrible fashion sense, my pimply exteriour, my cliquelessness? I wish I could have your loneliness, it must be awesome. When she touched
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2A field of lavender as far as the eye could see, and the mistral cast waves upon it, a tempest of purple. This, thought Amien is like me, and felt at peace unknown to her.
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4just had to have that garment! It was just a simple peasant frock but Sven was sure if he wore it people would follow him! So he tailed Jesus & the throng laying low for an opportu
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3Liz had just finished folding her laundry when Wilt walked into the Laundrymat and shoved his head in the Tumbler she'd just used. She head a muffled "Ahhhh..."
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5"I'll have what he's having" said an Oxford Don & author of "Ontology meets Scatology, a Comparative Study of Marxian Freudisms" His coccyx cause him to sag slightly on his stool.
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2This is the end of the beginning. Or possibly the beginning of the end...
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1Lindy Larue's bush grew until it carried sausagefruit, the hearty kielbasa goard, the lanky Andouille & bunches of bockworst hung from its branches. General Custer hadn't seen meat
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5Bus spotters."What do you think it stands for? Son of His Unctuous Naughtiness or Shining Holy Usurping Nemesis?" Deciding the former they made him guru of their cult. O the shame!
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7iscule puffs of rosy effervescence in two minutes. I sat down crosslegged to ready myself. When Rosie exploded, I breathed in the scintilating tiny petals. Rose went up my nose
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5I filled out a claims ticket at the fairy godmother complaints desk. Fat lot of good that did me. As compensation they gave me a genie in a tabasco bottle.
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4I call it the famous Throne of Obsidian since it sounds more imposing than "heap of lint".During my secret church service I rub the lint until the static discharge causes the demon
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4Bailiff Coitus Interruptus folded his forearms together and her bulbous greenish eyes seemed lidded in prayer. This was the opportunity the accused Ojjahkjhfkasjhfkjshdkjkhg was
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7, epipen tattoos or fold number 3 gets an all-you-can-eat orthodontics appointment. Fold √2: if you're reading this fold you've entered the irrational zone. Power up to Fold
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4after I died from anaphylactic shock. I'd got all the puctures set perfectly, but a hornet stung me & then blood coagulated. At least I have the best looking toe in the morgue!
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3She sent it to Mrs.Scarlet Johanson who texted back "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." Pam was a real go getter and entered Krispey Kremes ordering a bakers Dozen from
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3back in 1986. Nobody knew why Adam thought it was funny to call his little dancing partner Joe. The hat swayed to and fro. The mostly middle-aged female crowd
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6<splat> no, not Buzzie, say it isn't so. He landed on Buzzie's corpse and blotted his eyes closed and put his foretibia together to say a little fly prayer. Then his
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