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his sexuality, already renowned for its ambiguity. Simultaneously, the Stool Groom pronouncd his disdain for corny jokes. -
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the rather basic plot line of the Terminator series...or was it the Allegory of the Cave? Fuck you, Plato.
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dvark. Shit! That's not how you spell aardvark. But, the important part was that the soccer hooligans would soon crumble beneath Buddha's favorite misfit animal.
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"No beer and no TV makes Homer something something..." In a fit of primal idiocy, Anupet asked "go crazy?" ; whichforth Homer didst do with gross expediency...And then
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dow, leaping out and twitching on the sidewalk, motioning aggressively about amateur dental work with an ice skate. Buzz grunted ala Tim Allen, ostensibly at Wilson...his neighbor.
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So, I left a really nasty feedback. Really nasty, replete with a minus sign.
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Kind of like how in the old days, people thought having lots of kids would make the farm work easier, her extra limbs were really like those cheeky little shits who egged my car.
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His foot was impaled on a rusty spike, which he looked at with vague interest before opening a fresh bottle of Johnny Walker Red, swigging, and guzzling anew. "What was the nature
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I always loved "I Love Lucy", somehow taking comfort in the not-so-subtly misogynistic nature of the program. And, I may have been overzealous with that (now dead?) babysitter...
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of the bits of whisker and still-attached tails... No matter, wretched nastiness should not stop us from the pursuit of art, just look at Mama Cass. The drums were highly refined
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couldn't believe that he hadn't used the words "unctuous" or "umami" to describe it. Andy Snarkle, overblown TV food bozo extraordinaire, was suddenly raptured because
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your knuckles on the edge of the table, stat. Svelte Vanessa Conquest, CEO, dominatrix, began humiliating her executives with a ruler, a feather duster, and a ball gag for the
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was the coppery taste of blood in his mouth and the tears streaming down his face. Impossible not to cry when getting the living fuck punched out of your nose by a guy named Ronald
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story. Yomp, she did it, she broke the fourth wall. But there was still the matter of the snakes. Where was that crazy nastyass honey badger when you needed him? She died well.
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"Cuando tenemos conversaciones sobre la epistemología, que no producen Corona. Ve a trabajar", dijo el jefe. "No hay cerveza, no hay trabajo", respondió el proletariados.
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bark. You've never heard a dimpled bark before? It's like a regular bark but it could wear a sundress and make your heart flutter, as you doodle in your trapper keeper.
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each other. There is nothing worse than the slow rhythmic slapping of wrinkled skin on wrinkled skin. Except for smirking grandpas hiding their arousal behind books. Viagra factory
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One of the strangers was the late Kurt Vonnegut, who had carved a picture of his asshole into the counter and babbled on about the firebombing of Dresden. She feared counters and
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her marvelous bouncing bosoms. It was like two cantaloupes were rattling around in the basket on the front of a bicycle driven by a hyperactive kid with Tourette Syndrome.
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somehow negotiated her sinuses to sting her on her medula oblongata. (I know that's impossible, shut up) It is a little known fact that when you are stung on the brainstem you