Finished Folds (61—80)
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1If you know what I mean. Incontinence was no laughing matter though, and I gave Annie a stern lecture about that when I had a moment between solving world hunger and picking my new
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0heard the Barney theme song. Interestingly, the poets and scholars in the little sub-group of society always arose from those who had a Barney dominate hemisphere. This is why musi
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2Actually, this is the end: "Getting to this point at all was a small wonder in itself. Everyone was proud." The last fold is where this story starts...
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4If any of the preceding Codes displease you, you may do the opposite of them as long as you are naked at the time of writing your fold. Next comes Folding Story Moral Code 8:
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0destiny. Seeing me zoom by in my villainous speedo of despair was enough to make all those who'd dare take advantage of me tremble and submit. I spent the rest of my days as king.
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2Punching him in the nuts offended him even more. "Well, that sure felt good. Maybe you're on to something there Juan old pal." I said. It was hard to hear his reply through his sob
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1rmer I'd set up two years ago finally came into play. In the span of seven seconds a passing tornado was toasted to a nice crispy brown. Ding! The warmer thrust it into my friend'
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1for nano-probes. It may have just been coincidence that'd brought the wreckage to their remote island beach, or it may be another nefarious ploy by the Zylon Nation of Spacefarers
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2by hitting Troi with a full-blast phaser stun. He met Riker's shocked expression with a near-human shrug. "It was rude of her to not respond to your non-verbal communication."
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3at the box office and I had been powerless to stem the tide of consequences. It's scary how closely life can imitate art sometimes. Vectoring off the chunk of planet for one final
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1agitated. "For the last time Daniel, stop that silly folding garbage and go to sleep!" I wipes the fingerprint smears I always get on my glasses when I'm typing. Sighing, I slept.
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4knows, my love It knows." With an almost haunting sigh she tipped herself away from me, and I was powerless to stop her departure or pled for her to stay. Screaming inside I
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3within moments every flammable substance around was ablaze. Fifty years later scientists and archeologists would struggle to understand the events that lead to that dreadful day.
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0taking a small one and refused to give either back to the cat who had made them. Something about learning language this way had twisted the dog's sense of respiration rights and
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3went another direction. The band was totally confused by this and promptly combusted, much to everyone's satisfaction. After going that direction for a while Mark suddenly
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3lovingly at last year's lasagna, before blowing it to bits with his high-powered rifle. Shredded pieces of pasta and sauce rained everywhere. It seemed that the carnage wasn't
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3away from the troll who'd crawled out of my nose and was gripping my lashes with all her might. "Hey Eagle, instead of a toll payment, how 'bout a troll payment?" The Eagle
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2on, only to realize we'd come fill circle and were back at the start. Sigh. Well, no one said tunneling into the subconscious of a folding story contributor was easy. Except Matt.
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2stop obeying my evil twin sister's sub-vocal commands. I'd never impress the girl if sis kept having my limbs extend and