Finished Folds (81—100)
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2gotten over how 'Nostra' was a lot like 'Nostril'. Cosa Nostril. Bwahaha. Funny...uh oh. Maybe all these deaths were getting to me...
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1squirrel jam and bambi sauce on my plate quickly getting cold. Now what would I do for a proper main dish? As I hastily scraped the ruined hampster from the micro's walls I could
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4aragraphs of text on her viewscreen face. "Let's see here...how to get sand out of textiles? No, that won''t help...." Jack kept clicking the inputs on her digits, sifting through
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6The first person who read this didn't add anything.
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3re-runs of the universe's best sit-coms. With guffaws in every sound imaginable filling the 4D space, the Saloon at the End of the Universe overcame its morbid situation and
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1His closest friend gave him the most indigestion, so as the necklace's power faded he promptly gathered the remnants of his clothes and scurried to the drugstore on Third and Nine.
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2Frank stammered out the code phrase: Di..dime is two t..times a nickel! His addled brain screamed that this will never work, but he knew he had to try. For Squeaky, for himself, an
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1how happy Genie was wasn't really my concern. Though maybe gay was meant in the relational sense...huh. That would explain everything. Best of luck, Genie.
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4work in the finer points of my Navy Seal training whenever possible anyways. One time, an albino from Arkansas was perusing my suitcase of cakes on a sunny afternoon, and l
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3put the syrup out of sight behind him. Damn, life was a drag when you lost your sense of object permanence! On the other hand, when his wife walked out the door he suddenly didn't
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4their cud. Sure, no one suspected they were cows now, but one misstep like Lenny almost made would surely expose them for what they truly were: the last bovines in a canine world.
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1Grandma, nor why you chose butt-recognition as the security feature on your tattooinator 3000." With a whir the machine ok'd her butt and the man's face began to appear on Grandma
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7Wait...the the large black walls trapping her were suddenly moving. She was somehow INSIDE the package of Oreos she was reaching into! Now the crumbling made sense...
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4, the kind he was pretty sure most politicians' brains went into the moment they took office. Suddenly, the non-thinking got him thinking. All at once he leaped up and shouted: "
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5There were three mottos to live your life by in those times:
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2your mother, which was pretty accurate even if the facial hair was off a tad bit. Hmmm...was it a ballon mother or your real mother at your wedding? Your newly ex-boss would know,
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3super models to fall and end up as the ones getting caught. Somehow, I knew deep inside that all of this had been on account of them, so let's just say I didn't shed a single tear.
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4of the Las Vegas seven. It was the first time he'd ever sat on someone's face, but in this crazy town it probably wouldn't be the last. For some reason
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2ting spoon between his teeth. Well, that's what it's like being Ruler of Earth's only Mars colony. Maybe you should have thought of that before the one-way trip. Too bad, so sad.
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6pl.." was all Uranus got out then Wham! he was sent hurling straight into the sun. In the cosmic silence that followed Jupiter boomed: "Anyone else wanna dis mah bro Pluto?"