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was wearing. The Alzheimer's had clearly degraded his mind in such a way that he thought that his thong and Capt. Crunch t-shirt was actually a WWII Nazi uniform. The axe fell -
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And so did my genital warts. But I digress. I watched as the guy in the flying squirrel suit darted into the busy intersection. The look of terror on the truck driver's face as
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that was, especially when I delivered them dead or severely maimed. Anyway, it was a good source of income to help pay for my hashish habit and online voyeur accounts.
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stead of smoking cabbage til we puke in our mouths. Dizzy opened his mouth and dozens of rainbow coloured worms began to float past Janice's head. Maybe there was something in th
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to suddenly stop. Bert looked back at him, urging him on. But it was all in vain. Oscar doubled over, puffed his flushed cheeks, then released a violent tidal wave of diarrhea
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he leapt up in all of his naked glory, grasped the evil chicken by the neck and wrung it until it squealed its last. Then he gnawed through its chest and ate its heart.
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". "Excuse me? I didn't catch that. What did you say?" he rhetorically questioned in a condescending tone as he used a pole to push the man's head under the boiling water.
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emale transgender guests. Then they performed the traditional act of shoving handfuls of shamrocks into their eye cavities until they all collapsed dead on the floor.
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." The Captain didn't quite understand what was taking place. Suddenly, Pooh slammed his honey jar over Piglet's head, shattering it and driving a thick shard deep into his skull
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red. They kept multiplying by the hundreds from Dr. Squirt's cloning machine. Before long, he was violently pressed against the glass ceiling that began to crack with the pressur
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so immensely. But it didn't matter any longer. Unfortunately for Ingrid, the blood had to be swiftly mopped up from the platform before it coagulated. Hagrid didn't appreciate
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of wet tidings in the fresh foggy dew of morning. You see, Peppermint struggled with depression so she'd often sing those tunes to herself hoping that, one day, the dark clouds wo
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It was a dreary day. Simoleon rose from his bed disheveled and confused. What day was it and why were his bed sheet soiled? He remembered the dream he had where his bowels were
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being Ted Bundy was cool. Just went he was about to present his case to the president of the board... poof... he disappeared. His conjurer was only level 3.
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making crass jokes about his fat mother. Just then, my boss' wife sat down at our table. She was so grotesquely overweight that her chair shattered and a chair leg impaled her
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extremities and imaginations. Practically every word from their mouths was something twisted and revolting. It was them all along, not me. Vincent Price's ghost is a liar!
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N. Stein. I didn't even think it would be possible as his monster was an effeminate eunuch. Regardless, he insisted on trying to make his monster copulate with the test tube.
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s and pencils, however, still caused me to spontaneously shout "Cock" and "Prick" at the sight of them followed by deep, uncontrollable bouts of laughter. I hadn't been cured comp
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, not the kind of warts one gets on their hands... the other warts. Eventually, he couldn't stop thinking about *those* warts and it began to impact his writing. He was going mad
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and the woozles... they keep coming for my huney!". Confused, I turned and slapped Piglet across the snout, making him bleed and start crying again. Then I returned to my prone p