Finished Folds (61—80)
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4Julius would remember this as the moment he found his true calling. The moment the sea swept him from the shore, he knew that he didn't chose the pirate life, but that it chose him
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3At first, I was about to protest, but I realized I had indeed been caught red-handed. I had performed a sacrifice for the Gods earlier today and had no time to clean up. His boss
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3It was now all up to the toilet to get Miley to the wedding. There was no time to cry over what had happened. The toilet attached strings to her and walked her all the way there.
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5However, the millions Prime Minister of Canada invested in the Canadian Fantasy Land park went into splicing the genes of everything Canadian to create a terrifying Dinomoose.
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5fridge, and took out last night's left overs. I thought if I tried to be as boring as possible, the voices in my head would leave me alone and do something else. I wondered if they
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4on the cosmos, the universe, and everything that was and will be. Just hearing people tell him what he meant to them was enough to make him burn brightly like the sun. Literally.
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4'No Billy, you can't be a Half-Elf Clown in Dungeons and Dragons,' said Mike, always the buzzkill. 'But you said you wanted scary.' replied Billy. 'Wait! I know! How about
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8The pianist took a bow, but the audience wanted her to continue playing. They wanted an encore. Excited, the pianist returned to his piano. It was his time to shine. He began
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1and surprisingly enough, the farm had engineered trees that grew sheep. We had tried turning these sheep into cars, but my uncle and I decided we should stick to apples instead.
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1sail through to distant shores, where the next clue would be waiting. Or to get out of this horrifying game of treasure hunt and play something else. Who puts clues in caskets?
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3Seconds later, he burst through the wall next to me, suddenly built like a Greek God. 'Yes,' his voice boomed. 'Thank you for helping me squeeze through and reunite with my shoes.'
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7Fortunately, when the orphan's under the Monk's care caught wind of his thievery, they soon joined him. Rich men were suddenly afraid to wander the cookie farm, lest they be accost
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7chocolate lava cake smeared all over apple pie. That's what really got her out of bed in the morning. She resigned herself to having to accept one or the other from him.
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3saw what appeared to be the remnants of a truck obliterating the room they were standing outside of. Literally. No such room no longer existed. Emma's daughter shrugged. She didn't
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5the language of the Elder Gods. Timothy's perceived speech impediment was the reason why many nations across the world were suddenly witnessing the dawn of Y'tereu, the God of
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2through the Kingdom's first and only gossip magazine. Sir Silas was an active participant in the magazine's give away competitions, proudly declaring himself as the single most
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3Captain's Journal, June 10th, 20XX: Our journey through space has had many strange twists and turns, but the one I and the crew remember so vividly was the time when
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4as a small dog, sitting on a large book, its paws resting gingerly on the steering wheel. 'Get in, stranger,' she growled. 'I can take you to see the Dog Master, but no further tha
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2because they would never find out what happened to their beloved robot fighting squad next week, same time, same channel. Some adults were left in hysterics, crying to the heavens
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3Unfortunately, the only song she could think of was by a scream metal band. Fortunately, the bird shared her love of the genre, and repeated the lyrics with deep, guttural growls.