Finished Folds (41—60)
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5Ten Orifaces At Dawn!" There would be more involved than a princess kissing a toad. The witch laughed. "My dear," Hagatha said through the cackling. "You will need to kiss
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1Outside, a young girl watches on. She produces the items, Barbara had framed the shoplifter for stealing, from her puffy coat. She cackles maniacally, steepling her fingers. 'This
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5just told I am the new Prince." said the Jester, pulling out the deed to the lands. "See? The kingdom is now mine!" He laughed, cartwheeling and juggling all the way to the Castle.
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7He realized that he had committed his offenses on 'Literal Day'. Smoking his spliff and eating the Doritos, he remembered he had sent a dangerous text to someone: 'Break a leg'.
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4community service, helping the elderly from a small fish bowl. Unfortunately, the first man he tried helping forgot to feed him. The police had to flush him down the toilet.
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5Meanwhile, in a city elsewhere, the Fishtoad grumbles quietly to himself. It had woken up far too early, and its coffee was not helping it realize the destruction it was causing.
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3m to share, but he refused to let them eat any of what he was binging on. Eventually the police were involved, and the boy was taken away. His last words wrere muffled by whatever
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2I longed to leave this land of chaos. I had decided the best way to end it was by jumping. Unfortunately, as I said my farewells in free fall, the concrete had become bouncy.
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5Especially when my imaginary friend runs out in front of my car, or when he appears in the back seat with a butcher's knife. Something tells me he hasn't forgiven me for trying to
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3at an alarming pace into the kiddy pool. It was then Tabby's psychiatrist realized that this experiment wouldn't stop her third person narration. In fact it was contagious; all the
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9hunting shotgun. As a hound, it had no opposable thumbs to wipe with a cloth. He got the canine to confess. 'Life in the wasteland,' the hound said, 'has been kind of... ruff.'
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4ng, and the placement of words may give the breath of this sentence a pattern of its own, where the subjects of discussion and the verb that places this story in time are like
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3When things get really bad, I dig myself deeper. Like this one time, at a party, where the entire room stood in absolute silence, staring at me right after I had just
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2Lenny stood up, dropping his figurines to the floor. The call to leadership resonated within him like a burning flame. He wipes away his tears and looks at the g-men. 'Let's go.'
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4to a leather hat and pulled out a card. The guru stared at it, uncertain, brow furrowed. Their gaze catches mine, and we are silent. 'Card tricks,' the guru states simply at last.
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1had been trying to teach Rudy to listen for new ringtones. Every night, Sata's friends would meet outside her house and teach Rudy how to find good ringtones. The dog had found out
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1She plucked the cotton from between my cheeks. 'Wait,' I said. 'Leave them in.' My sexy dentist swooned, and the drill whirled to life. But then I thought about the worst possible
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4explode, showering the land in small shards of Candy Crunks. Some of it will get in people's eyes, and that really hurts!" Lord Licorice let loose a long laugh. The Taffy Pull
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6'Whatever for, my dear?' Eugene McFlippermustacheaplapperfrimpleson asked. It was then he realized Doris Piggerflogginhidebridedeho had two robust horse legs. He had fallen in love
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2it involved taking over parts of Europe. He was unsure if Vladimir was even a student, but rather a man on the run from Interpol. The fact he was much taller than the others was