Finished Folds (61—80)
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5micro-reactor. "Do you think this is safe, Captain?" Jeff asked, poking at the tiny reactor core. "Good god, man, don't touch that!" Henderson yelled. "Do you want to kill us all?"
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6It started off innocently enough, as most of these situations do. I was in the cereal aisle, looking for the Kellogg's Corn Flakes, when I saw her approaching the Pop-Tarts.
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1pig's ear. "What can I do for you?" Shantae said in that husky voice that makes me melt when I hear it. I marveled at how she managed to whip out her 9mm while wearing 6-inch heels
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2"Now what on earth do you think you're going to do with those?" Grandpa said, incredulous as I hooked the cables up to the FutureCar. "I don't think a car made in the year 2069 is
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4The sulfur wafted out of his nostrils as he thundered, "WHO HAS DARED SUMMON B'CHUGGEROTH? YOU WILL SUFFER FOR DISTURBING MY ETERNAL REST!" We cowered in the corner, not daring to
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4steal the treasure on my own. Just then, his corps of leprechaun bodyguards burst in and hauled me away to face harsh leprechaun justice for my misdeeds. The gold remains, hidden.
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0"Pie in the sky," Ralph chuckled to himself. "What a stupid expression."
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2All the frosting in the world couldn't satiate my lust, or bring back Margaret.
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1As the petite schoolmarm tore at my flesh, my mind went to another place, desperately wanting to believe that I wasn't being mutilated at the production of "Chicken Soup with Rice"
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3"Your voodoo is useless here, Trimba!" the witch doctor cackled, his necklace of shrunken heads knocking together with a haunting wooden sound. "We will have your liver!"
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4I hold the obsidian knife over my head and observe how it glints in the midday sun. The years of waiting are nearly at an end. I will have my revenge.
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4"This is fucking crazy," Bobby thought as he grabbed the pot of ramen noodles and dumped it on Billy's crotch. Spontaneous human combustion is something he'd read about but he
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4"Get away!" he screamed at the looming face-painted menace. Suddenly, the power went out in the Anah Shrine Temple. Rick knew this was his chance. He quickly pulled out his sai.
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6The alliteration on the sign impressed me enough to venture into the store. I was looking for the perfect fake Christmas tree, preferably one with garish purple branches.
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4"I'm not sure about that," Kevin said. He's never heard of B'chugerroth, but out of his fear that he was missing out on the hot new trend, he picked up three of the action fictures
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1With that, the demon king B'chugerroth mounted his sulphurous steed Dreylandiork and ventured forth into the wastelands, never to be heard from again. In this lifetime.
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3razor blade, and suddenly it all came rushing back to me. The meth, the cats, the Ferrari, Linda ... oh god. What had I done? I staggered backwards, dropping the bottle.
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2with my tongue. A subtle signal, but he picked up on it. "Hey there," he winked at me. "Come here often?"
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2Snuggles could sense when I was anxious, and the way he calmly nibbled his hamster nuggets would always soothe me.
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3tucking into the dish before him with relish. I cringed and looked away, unable to bear the thought of that poor girl being eaten alive by this hack politician, a birther no less.