Finished Folds (41—60)
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2rocks, and shook his head. "We only have a little time left. Might be six months, maybe a year. The water will eventually cover everything from here to the Rocky Mountains."
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8When you've just murdered 10 people, you'd think you'd feel at least a few pangs of guilt. But all I could think of was a nice, hot shower to wash the blood off.
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1The prime minister's head exploded like an overripe squash. I dropped the gun, unable to comprehend what I'd just done. "You've just started World War III!" Gen. Trag screamed.
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0would you expect any less? In a town where salt was king, introducing the choco fountain was always gonna be a bad idea. "Live and learn," Jim said. We got in the truck and left.
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5She finished her last drink, smoked a final cigarette and stumbled out into the night. There was nothing left. As the suns rays crept across the horizon, Mary knew this was the end
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2visited the green tech company that just opened in our city. Bunch of fuckin' tree-hugging hippies. I'd make them all pay for raising gas prices and forcing me to sell my Chevy
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1"I don't believe that for a second, Hal," she said. "Honey, if you keep moving, we're gonna be here all day," Hal replied, pursing his lips. He was the best, and he knew it.
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6head of lettuce, for you see, Manatee wasn't just his name. Jason had been hit with powerful cosmic rays while swimming in a manatee tank, and had been imbued with manatee strength
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3things started to get hot and heavy. I would fumble with her zipper, to the point that the makeout session would come to a screeching halt. "What's wrong?" my lady would ask.
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6There's nothing like a good bowl of chicken noodle soup when the wind is howling outside. I ladled out an extra-large helping and sat down to savor it, when I heard a knock at the
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2Tim's skull protruding slightly. "Dammit," I said under my breath. "I'm gonna ask for my money back from that taxidermist." Still, Tim looked almost as I remembered him.
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4"Really? It can only take a 2 GB memory card? Sorry, dude, you got rooked," I said, shaking my head. "I don't think you're going to be able to retrieve those photos."
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2antelopes! At last, my dream of a pronghorn herd of my very own was a reality. I opened the back of the tractor-trailer and patiently guided the wary animals inside.
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1Yup. She was definitely dead. Oh Jesus, this is not good. Not good at all.
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0hell, even murder. I knew every awful deed that had ever taken place in this one-horse town. If they didn't give me what I wanted, I would expose their sins for the world to see.
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7that haunted your dreams. I'd worshipped her since freshman year, but I knew I'd never have a chance with her. Of course she was dating that tool from the football team, Phil Flynn
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1that it was over. I couldn't pretend I liked "Man! I Feel Like A Woman" any longer. It was time to man up. "Shania, I have something I've been meaning to tell you," I said.
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2," Aunt Alice shouted, and in a joyous chorus, we all exclaimed, "ME!" The witch was indeed dead, and we deserved a feast. The turkey was delicious, but to this day I avoid mustard
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2"Never Gonna Give You Up"? The irony was almost too much to bear. Frank had just lost the biggest match of his life - and Amber - to his bitter archrival, Blake Snodgrass.
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0hit the strip club!" he whooped, as we stared in horror while Mary-Josephanne plummeted 60 stories to a grisly but mercifully quick death. "I don't think so, you bastard!" screamed