Finished Folds (21—40)
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4the Martian Olympics. Eldwar the dwarf was competing in the high jump, ironically enough. The gravity isn't as strong there, you see, and, well, we must be off. Tally ho!
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6those mushrooms I ate. I was certain that they were safe, but now, as the walls began to spin and my head felt on the verge of splitting open, doubt crept in. "Can the crabs play
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1lasers. Grodnor's amphibian experiments had clearly paid off. As the toads' rays seared my flesh, I slipped into unconsciousness, cursing the fates for my mayonnaise-fueled death.
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0the Elf King sounded his trumpet, and all the elves stood at attention. I scooped up my nuts when the elf dropped them to salute, and my magical cat Buttercup and I ran f
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1snorted into his chocolate milk and giggled. Never mind; a new day was dawning at Shady View Hospital. I was in charge now, and patients would be treated like people, not animals.
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1"Hey, I don't care about your furry fetish you tool, I ordered a cheeseburger!" the angry customer squawked through the speaker. His plushie reverie broken, Phil got the fries.
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3Suddenly, an alarm pierced the predawn quiet. It was time to roll out. I whipped the weasels out of my pants and assembled the weasel army. The Soviets wouldn't know what hit them.
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3"I can't believe we spent $10 million dollars on a documentary about the African savannah only to find it's been paved over and turned into a series of mini malls," Edgar groaned.
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1As he lifted the skate to his neck, a voice suddenly cried out, "STOP!" He turned to see Tammy, covered in dirt and grime, burst through the saloon doors.
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1went to lie down in the vestry, we would trigger the explosion, destroying St. Josephine's and the horrible memories that lay within its stone walls. We would be free at last.
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1was my affectionate name for my dog, a Cocker Spaniel that loved weed almost as much as I did. I took a drag from the joint Amy had rolled and slowly exhaled. This was a good day.
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1Bob knew a career as a deep-sea explorer would never work out. He bid a fond farewell to Cousteau, and began the long journey back to Bikini Bottom, to live out his days in peace.
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1dropping them at the Drunken Monkey, the shadiest dive bar in town. I had headed out to celebrate my promotion with a few friends from work, but we had a few too many and
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3Me and my homies yelled, "Hey mamacita, come on over, we got somethin' for ya!" We expected she'd just walk on by, or more likely flip us the bird. Instead, she crossed the street
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1"What ... the ... fuck? Totally stink in here, dude," Brian said, holding his nose. We opened the closet, and Adrian's body tumbled out, wrapped head to toe in plastic.
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1Jesus never minded, of course. Once you've risen from the dead, having your balls licked by a dog who's not really a dog is pretty tame. The Messiah took it in stride.
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1was his enchanted sword that pierced my dragon-scale armor. "RANDOR!" I bellowed, clutching my chest as the blade glowed dark red. "You ... you've beaten me." Then ... blackness.
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1have to get Dr. Wilson and his dental hygienists to safety. "Grab the rope and start climbing down!" I bark. "This place is going up in about 10 minutes!"
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1Nuggets. Nuggity nug nug nuggets. Mmm mmm, yes sir.
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3The first thing that hit me after the crash was the sound. Or the lack thereof, I should say. One minute we were traveling toward L.A. at 100 mph, the next we were buried in a pile