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was also hiding under a napkin, trying to nap, which was unfortunate. Startled, Wrrp slapped the napkin with her tentacle, and then I had an even harder time napping! -
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Frankenstein's monster really wanted, though, was a surgeon who could tell left from right!
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Wakka cooks aren't eggs. The bacon Yuna cooks isn't eggs. And anything the Old One cooks is still screaming while it's on the plate, which isn't very appetizing. IHOP here I come!
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him up. Ian was now pregnant with a piccolo. His ultrasounds were very loud, and the baby was healthy if off-key. Lorna helped with the C-sharp-section during delivery, and
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my birthday. However the partygoers didn't realize this as they were busy being on fire. So I ate the entire Baked Alaska and jumped into the pool. The resulting splash flooded
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"Well, maybe next week they'll have a deal on bugs" Marco offered. "Marco, why would we want bugs as well?" questioned Marcia. "So we can use the bug spray!" Marco declared proudly
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saw me slither past and screamed, "Why the hell did you cross the road!?", which was a fair question. "Because I don't have feet!" I explained, continuing back to my
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", and typed DROP TABLE *. The screen went black, and the entire facility shut down. Just my luck that the last query of my life would be missing its semicolon, thought Jack.
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I gently blew on the blowdart. Nothing happened. I poked my finger on it to see if it was still sharp. It was. The detective watched me, fascinated and annoyed.
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I gently blew on the blowdart. Nothing happened. I poked my finger on it to see if it was still sharp. It was. The detective watched me, fascinated and annoyed.
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And if the man-goats weren't ruling the world with the man-monkeys within 200 years, then that was the least of their worries anyway. Their plane was set to land in Rome soon.
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So I screamed at him, and you screamed at him, and SpongeBob screamed at him, and the ice cream man started melting. "Can I speak to your manager?" I yelled to the ice cream man.
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Nautilus kept going deeper, and Neptune kept getting angrier, and Nemo kept smiling at him through the porthole, yelling "Come and find me!". But nobody could hear him.
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I never found out if there was good cuisine, because they ate me. Without seasoning! Which I found to be in poor taste, as did they. The universe continued to expand.
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We even take our showers cold. We LIVED for the ice bucket challenge. Whenever I see a pot of boiling water I try to walk away, but I can only walk sideways.
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And that my friend is how I met a koala, with whom I enjoyed some koala tea time (it was eucalyptus flavored!) (the tea not the koala) (well actually both) (I didn't eat the koala)
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I took a deep breath and addressed the audience "Don't worry everyone, this is going exactly according to plan. We have the situation under control."
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Vegan clammed up for a few seconds, and finally sputtered "You're not a fish. You're just selfish." Calamari replied "You're just jelly that I'm a fish. You gotta scale that back".
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to switch bodies with her to avoid prosecution? She agreed readily, because she had always loved bad boys, so why not try being one? Plus avoiding a lifetime of period cramps.
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And if you call now, we will include the playwright for you for only $2000 plus shipping and handling. That's right, one mongoose, one playwright, one impossible experience!