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"Let me do it for you, you'll raise the alarm." I jack my own car for him and show him what kindness truly is. It's inner beauty that matters, as my mum always taught me. -
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I would've tried to escape from my cage, but my limps were jelly and the sweet smell in the air was making me sweaty. Hours must've passed by because soon I was lying in a lake
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a half eaten strawberry. His face was crumpled in one corner and jutted out in another. Specks of brown littered his nose, and soon people started singing, "strawberry face
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realized. The gingerbread people started a protest, but they were promptly eaten by the obese police force under Zozt's rule. "SAVE THE GINGER! REBUILD CANDYLAND!"
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The wrench, it was the wrench. It spoke to me. George stood behind me, nodding to himself. "This is indeed a great tool for world domination. Take that wrench and crush as many
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pleasant feeling of release. Chunks splattered into the water, and some dirty drops hit his buttocks. "Gross." He quickly wiped and left without flushing. The next man in line
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stuffed him in a closet. "I'm sorry," little Sally sobbed, "but I can't let you do this to me." The six year old pulled out a lighter, and set her father on fire. "F*ck math."
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He opened his drawer and presented me a folder containing more than just a few pages. "The higher ups already made their decisions. All you have to do—all you can do—is sign it.”
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I stared at the talking octopus, amazed. I took my frying pan out of pants, he would be an extraordinary meal. I was about to add the oil when it squirted me blind from its
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to Johnny and smacked him twice on the head with the giant history book. Johnny's mohawk was flatted like cheese slice. "Does this book scare you? Good." He knew just how to teach
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"I'm sorry, I don't know you. I don't have a son, no." He cut the line. I was destitute. I started walking down down the street filled with homeless bums. I would soon be one of
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A Gynecologist's tools are the companions of his skills. That's why I had everything custom made for each of my clients. From the tip of my forceps to the ends of my speculum.
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nce went crazy and everyone pulled beavers out of their large knapsacks. Soon the sound of crying beavers attacked my ears, and I ran towards the exit. The bouncer at the door
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"Fawk yur sitcheesashun! Wur's my map?!" He stomped his feet on the already sinking ship, making another hole in the wood and causing a blast water to hit his crew mate in the face
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. The clown had a beard and as did the midget. They circled him and started singing as the cross-dresser also joined this rotation. He felt nauseous at the scene before him
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"Like birds can fly." He whispered to her gently. She blushed, "oh darling... do you wish that I was capable of flight?" She took her hands in hers. "Well... SURPRISE!!!!"
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I was excited to see what was waiting for me in the haunted castle of Count Tentacles. The tour guide unlocked the gate with a rusted key, and I as I walked forward, he pushed me i
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But the evil mastermind did not budge. He stared down at her through his bloodshot, dirty, and clearly fake purple contacts as he continued to tickle her baby brother. He was invic
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of her grandfather. "NO!" She shrieked. She flew her herself hard against the wall in an attempt to regain Tootsie's attention, but he only was only interested in her old grandpa.
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of booze. I've heard my calling. I picked up the silver pin and proceeded to complete my holy mission as I stabbed Satan in balls. Once, twice. His eyes rolled back and his tongue