Finished Folds (121—140)
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3ked that they'd have to come up with an entire ad campaign to promote themselves as the sexiest of vegetables. Of course, they had to spin the whole "crying" thing into a positive
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1food on their plates. They hungrily inhaled Hel's infamous pizza and washed it all down with grape soda. "Oh!" cried Hel from his kitchen. "Mama mia! De sode de grape-uh? What is a
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2Irregardless, (see what I did there? LOL...here come the grammar police in full flagrante dictato..armed with Daggers of Grammar and craniums of Thesauri, just waiting to pounce
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2steeled himself, did a little self-pep talk: "Pommy! You're the MAN! C'mon Pomegranate...you can wipe the floor with this piss-ant tomato!" Suddenly, as tomato came flying toward h
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3for the Vomit Bucket, but Jon Hamm bested me. Another clean up on aisle three I thought, puking all over myself, the floor and the dog. Looking up, Mrs. Miniver and my roommate wer
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3ding the super smelly sock kind. Cetan could ask about the cheeses until he was blue in the face (Blue Cheese?) but he'd never break me. I was trained at the Academie de la Fromage
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3without a butt paddle. Sure enough, my ass was gonna drown if I didn't figure out a way to impress the livin' tarnation outta these city folk. Juan may be a talker, but can he take
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3ed momentarily, but that's all it took. Amien was whisked away into a world of lollipop skyscrapers and Playdoh people. Whenever she tried to say something to any of them, her mout
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4me held no sway with her. Re-energized she turned to her team. "Alright! Everyone! Let's see who wears the lady girl panties in this race, huh?" A cheer rose up. "Are you with me?"
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4had kicked in or if this was his personality. Office Smiley Face was a little too happy about taking us in. So I thought I'd mix things up a little. "Hey, Donkey breath!" I called
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3ccuum needs dust. Like a human needs death. Al put down the siphon hose, got into his space-a-macycle and sped off towards Neptune. Looking down he noticed a distant but quickly ap
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6chortled at the over-used meme and oft misunderstood Matrix quote that apparently never existed. "Right," Frankie thought. "So explain the collective unconscious memory of red&blue
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6decided, hells no. I ain't goin' out like this. I am NOT gonna let some ape man sweat me. So I stood up, looked the beast in the eye and said, "Who does your hair, Dr. Zaius? Carro
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1the label, all the Hatter could make out was, "M-m-made in...New York City..." "NEW YORK CITY!?" said the suddenly outraged crowd behind Alice and the Hatter. "That ain't Pace Peca
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5"Well, DUHHH!" was the winning and erudite response. The spider was, for a moment, stunned into speechlessness. "Well," he eventually said. "I commend you. I must admit, I didn't s
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5look outside of the elevator and get a glimpse of just how "inter-galactic" we really were. "Umm..hi," I said, tapping the elevator guide. "Do we (cough) get parachutes for the eje
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5z hands for outgoing sharks, usually turning out to be ENFJs. "Really?" said Hoagie C. "Fuggedabodit." Hoffa shrugged. He continued, "Evee-boddy knows de sharks an extrovert
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2have to seriously re-think my choices in people with whom I surround myself. I mean, these guys may be thugs in a back alley, but can NO ONE dress up as a puppy like me? No fun!
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5circle sputtered in his hands, sad and sanguine without its life force pumping through its veins. He looked down at his beloved pet and said, "I'm so sorry - I had to unplug you, b
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2I laughed with a snort and 7up flew out of me nose. "Wow." I said to him, wiping the soda off my chin and shirt, "I really wasn't expecting you to question my fold like that." He d