Finished Folds (41—57)
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0my nipples, then my mouth and my bum. It tasted like acid mixed with grape soda. His demon spell continued and the gas billowed out faster and faster. We were in a purple haze when
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2That's what I told her. And it worked, the greatest pick up line in history and I had no idea what it meant. I started to wonder though, so I went to my spanish friend's house and
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1I want to buy you all the things you want, but I just can't. I have to support my family, which is my stocks. My Sister GE, my Daughter Coke, and my closet homosexual son Apple. He
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4It had been a long and perilous journey, from The Andes to the plains, but I knew I had done good. I scratched another item off my bucket list, and continued down my path.
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1I meant it no harm. I caressed it's back, shined it's horn, and proceeded to create the next great species of earth. As I proceeded, something quite unexpected happened,
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2to twist them, which always seems like the right idea. He told everyone to shut up and huddle around him while he twisted them. The air was heavy as he reached his hand up and
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0took a few steps back, then ran and lunged at the Duct Tape door outside Herbie's home. He landed with a thud and a scream on the other side, now completely bald. He shouted
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1They'd feed on her super genius and begin a civilization. Before long they'll create giant robots (toddler sized to us) and reignite the children's crusade against
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5a eucalyptus tree, so I could empathize with koala bears. I had a find a really tall one, a red wood among grass, if you will. I traveled to Australia and
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1: Clue. But we played a modified version. Where the murder hadn't happened yet. Instead of guessing where the murder took place, players had to "Call their shots" and do the deed
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2When the clock strikes midnight on wednesday night, my eyelashes start growing. And growing and growing until they're the size of yard sticks. It makes Thirsty Thursdays a pain.
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1It'd been an ongoing problem since the DVD re-releases. All anybody wanted these days with life size posters of hayden christensen. It wasn't like the Chewie debates of old, when
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3began to change to a color palette reminiscent of a black light. The whites became purple, the greens became neon, and would've raged on if it weren't suddenly knocked off course
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2seven maid robots between him and freedom. He grabbed the giant spatula from the matron's apron, and lept for the door, using the spatula as a shield, he almost made it but
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3the cutest little hedgehog I'd ever seen. He sat on a manhole on highway 106, chewing some mulberries and looking like he needed a home. I got out of my car, ran up to the hedgehog
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1and how it had impacted his life and work as a competitive botanist. He said he dreamed of someday being the Tom Brady of Arugula, he trained every chance he got by
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0It was a fine way to spend a 15 hour flight. There was plenty of room and water, and every 20 minutes or so, someone would stop in and drop down a loaf. But one of these times...