Finished Folds (21—40)
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6signaled a new age for the Hell's Angels. Along with the group's leather jackets, they also carried leather bags. Instead of having Mohawks they mimicked flock of seagulls, instead
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4and began rolling a cigarette. She was beautiful, with her pompador and eyebrow piercings. I suddenly felt like I wanted to spend the rest of my life with this woman. I paused then
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4would love to train a mongoose to catch squirrels using super position of traps. But animals are so below us that they'd never get it. I puffed my pipe and began making plans.
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1He wanted to enjoy his favorite triceratop tip steak sandwich and relax after a grueling ordeal. But upon sitting down, he found himself unfulfilled by his adventure.
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2people turned it into a launching pad for food fights. They'd bring a sandwich, soda, and a five iron, and launch them into the nearest office park. A fued broke out between
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2Hollywood and he even looked the part now! He sat down in the nearest chair, breathed a deep sigh and ordered a hamburger and root beer. But when he got his food he noticed that
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1began to grow and grow and grow, changing color slowly but surely from a lush plum purple to a jelly bean green. It kept rowing until it was the size of yoga ball before
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3He looked at me and stated plainly, "They're all for you." I started taking them one by one until the man's twin brother started telling me he'd though I'd had enough. But I hadn't
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5making passes at every blond girl who walked by the porch. Mary had smoked something and was telling Louis about the screenplay she'd started writing 5 minutes ago. Laura was
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6I had to act quick before the bomb went off. I used the ink blotter and carbon paper to write a schedule for my bomb disposal. But how was I to use the rotary phone and rolodex??
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3and the other held a key chain, dangling and jangling relentlessly. "Now now precious, look at the shiny bits while mama gives you your medicine," she said to him. Terrified, he
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7really consider my options, my career. They say the best time to push someone in front of a bus is right when they're about to eat a slice of key lime pie. Perhaps I'll buy one at
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1But the swan merely honked in response and began dancing to the rhythmic smashing of cymbals. Using this opportunity, I swiftly grabbed a handful of feathers and
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2Beatrix Longbottom, whose famously long rump had suffered both the jester's ridicule and his many attempts at Grinding on his rollar blades. I had to get the room under control.
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1I knew I shouldn't have eaten that donut I found in the bathroom. I went to the doctor and explained my situation. I pleaded with him for any meds or pastries he could give me.
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4animate the tools of man. The storyteller turned to them with a wicked grin, "But children, there is a force even more powerful than our humble King Hammer here. Even he fears the
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1a string of grapefruits, stitched into my arm socket. I spent my hospital stay brooding and plotting. I'd get him back, I'd get more cirtic acid in his eye than there was
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1He'd chosen this career to satisfy his passion for encyclopedias and the spread of knowledge. He loved knocking on a door, fiddling his bow tie, asking for mint juleps before
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2He'd had to deal with a ravenous crowd once at the Seattle Bicycle Seat Expo in '88 after it got out that he was using cotton for a bicycle seat. He was going to have to fight with
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0into thinking they would make fine entrepreneurs by selling fresh delicious ink on the beach. I grabbed ALL of my legs, and made my way to the beach when I ran into