13 Folds
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Albuquerque at the local Los Polos Hermanos, -
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could be a good idea. -
3
Still can't find the wet spot -
1
I lika to speaka to sumbooody who can speaka chinese -
3
He put da cat in da microwave -
0
and came all over my dad and my dad beat my ass up. he told me to pick up a bar of soap so i did and now I cant sit down right -
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Then my dog peanut gets jealous and gives me a hand -
1
It sneezed and my dog peanut came inside of me and I think im Pregnant with a puppy. I shall name it Rico -
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My mum puts peanut butter in my anus and my Dog licks it like a water bowl -
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My mum puts peanut butter in my anus and my Dog licks it like a water bowl -
1
and it sneezed and my dog Peanut Butter got worried -
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Because he stole 64 Chicos Tacos -
0
The shit literally hit the fan. Tuko isnt going to be happy -
1
Bog and his moose knuckle like ice cream -
3
Yeah, lets pretend we all do the "blue" and lick popsicles without a care in the world -
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Did you steal my toaster? Hey! you steal my bloody toaster? -
3
So I just followed my gut and grabbed them firmly -
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So I says to him, did you steal my toaster? Hey! you steal my bloody toaster?