Finished Folds (61—71)
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0for the stage. Animal Planet has started a new reality show and the lesser known stars are being booted for the classical dance steps of FiFi The Wonder Rottweiler.
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0part of her weave was lying beside the unopened box of microwave popcorn, purchased for her by the accountant on the 3rd floor. She knew he was a sucker for jail bait with a weave.
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4Letter openers are just so boring. Especially the one I got as a St. Patty's Day gift. My uncle was cool like that; giving gifts on random holidays. Sadly he missed the mark with
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1that hot chick who volunteered to play Santa for our local cable access show "Kitch". I was amazed by her ability to morph into Santa. She's all of 2'8. With heels.
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5biology nerds. Biology nerds had keen hearing when it came to the freshness seal being broken on a jar of Vienna sausages. Bless their hearts all they wanted was to be
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9shoes. Where did he get the shoes? My priest wore shoes like that and we all know how that ended up. Guess that can only mean one thing
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2But to where? The thingymajig that controlled the other do-hicky that let him pick the destination broke off last weekend. Stupid nuns!
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2The pink brain sits on my desk with a green hotai to keep it company. The brain, a gift from the oral deaf education people, thinks it is sooo smart. The rabbit just looks on
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2feel the urge to sing old show tunes. The doctor warned me about the singing show tunes on the 3rd Tuesday of every other month, but I am powerless hence the Ativan.
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0twist up and smoke; perhaps this would be better suited for the hooka. Yogi loved a good hooka; almost as much as he loved BooBoo in a pink leather tutu. The daddy outfit? Really?
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1the horn of the mighty Oscar of Trent. No one was entirely sure of Oscars existance much less the existance of their lovely Trent.