Finished Folds (2461—2480)
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4play board games in Valhalla with all the other deceased people. "You haven't lived 'til you've played Parcheesi with dead folks," Grandma communicated to us via Ouja Board.
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7baker and confectioner, about which breads were the best, and whether or not jam or jelly was preferred, and whose brains might be more savory served on a bed of rice.
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5wanker and stated, "I am aghast at what that flabber passed," but denied any further elaboration to the Channel 5 reporter. That night, when he saw himself on the news, he shouted
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3-her or not it is thicker than water, tainted the flavor of the vegetarian dishes served downstairs at the hotel. Their sister took offense at being referred to as "common" and
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1-tory had suffered: a stack of old, clawed-up oak legs. Margaret Oaklegs' cats had destroyed them over the years, but she loved her cats so much that she simply replaced them. He
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5a nobody like myself suddenly become the King of all unreasonable beings? So I went for a ride into my newfound domain. After a while, my elephant stopped and refused to go further
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5Veronyka rejoiced when the dandelions began to sprout in her Moldovian garden, because nothing had grown there for years. She made dandelion salad, dandelion wine, dandelion bread,
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2step into the light. "Am I dead?" Phoebe asked the small figure, but it only beckoned her further. Phoebe backed up and tried to retrieve all of her disguises, but they had melted.
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2to answer her, lest his height suggest to her that he should finally change that lightbulbs in the foyer he could never reach before and then he'd never get to work. "Honey, I'm on
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7Perhaps. But Crow-man had never been able to resist anything shiny, so he stole a shiny brass knob, took it home and put it on the door to his nest. Unfortunately, it attracted
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5of him. "I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll drink this drink down!" slurred the wolf, and with much huffing and puffing he managed to choke down the boiling liquid. The bar went
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4(though never that well endowed to begin with) was now completely flat and had become the queen of the flounders. "All hail Eliza the Queen!" burbled her new subjects from their
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3huge steamed cabbage at us. All that was left of Margie Thompkins was her elbow, still clasped in my hand. I wept and shook my fist, crying "Food fights are not good for children
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5-oilet crew to control a frenzied mob, but they did their best, beating the overenthusiastic gamers about the heads with plungers and urinal cakes, until the Mall Cops arrived.
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3We often discuss literature after vigorous whoopie. Billie Jean said that when the body is spent, the mind is free to roam, as she shifted her sweaty rump across the tuck and roll
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6-e, for others it lost coherency at 7:54. Biggie blamed the problem on sunspots, but the other scientists only scoffed and drew rude pictures of him on the chalkboard. In a fit of
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2mistake, since the Saab's gas mileage stank worse than the skunk odor had. I bought every air freshener I could find at the next gas station and hung it from my clothing, but
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3The baby then broke the bottle and stuffed all the teeth (and some of the broken glass) into it's gums but was still unable to chew the T-bone steak that had been set before him.
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5-ur that the King of Birds had permanently hired was Satan was of no interest to him. "Drive me to heaven," ordered the King of Birds, but Satan was in no position to do that. So
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2-er gold on!" "You ended your sentence with a proposition, you stupid homunculus!" he shouted back at it. Still, he decided to visit Zilopus to see if it might be mined. It was a