Finished Folds (2441—2460)
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6at the base of one's spine is an attraction for either gender. It is an equal opportunity turn-on. After this was established, the rich and vapid began to have buttocks attached to
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3you" when done a favor, but the use of the word "Please" was now considered reasonable cause for an all-out Donnybrook. Quickly the Death Race produced more casualties than the
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2Bitch Godess, adjusting her crown of 'marital aids', "and that's to play Perry Como at a deafening volume until they subside!" And so it was that the hipsters shriveled. Victory!
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3his electronic mind began to see the futility of this voyage. "I could be at home, safely away from extreme temperatures and moisture instead of riding this cyber-pachyderm in the
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4my money or I'll refund your limbs in a Tupperware storage box!" the angered lady yelled. The service rep had to think quickly. "Now 40% off in aisle 11!" As she ran for the deal,
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4"For that matter," he added, "Who are You?" Her face fell. All she had ever dreamed of was being all he ever dreamed of, and now he had forgotten her. "Call me Mama," she answered.
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4instead fitted my hockey mask with a vape pen so I could smoke as I played. As I lay on the ice, breathing my last, I was grateful to be enjoying again the sweet taste of nicotine.
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9At last people could tell me apart from my robot twin, as I was the one with the nose and she was the one with the face hole in which tiny gears spun at intervals as she breathed.
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5Finally the entire planet was engulfed in high-grade marijuana and as a result people stopped killing each other. Even the war generals were too busy laughing at a fallen Oreo
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8The KFC CEO's lackeys scrambled for suggestions. "Nevada-boiled lamb?" "Massachusetts-seared deer?" "North Dakota-broiled ham?" Finally the horrid little Golemn Hayworth spoke:
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7heard my alcoholic screams, took pity on me and busted me out of prison, as long as I promised to marry a large bug-like creature with a face like a derriere whose name was Ghuh.
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4sugar, a Tbsp of clarified butter and the hair of the three Stooges (including Curly's leg hair) baked in a 400 degree oven for forty-four minutes will create a thrilling dessert.
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3It's not you, it's me. It isn't what you think. It's complicated. It's a little bit me, it's a little bit you, too. It doesn't rain in California. It's not the time or place.
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4my love of surprises. Now that I had omniscience I always knew what people were going to give me for my birthday and who was going to pop in for a visit. Life became a tedious
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3more seafood in their diet?" The vampires laughed hard at this, and stomped their feet so hard that the Swarovski crystals on the stairs came loose and scattered on the ship's
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3Raisinets though, and one day he could stand it no more and hammered his way out of the box. The desert around him had turned to glass and at first there was no sound, not even
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2when the mating season ended, all of the dancing locusts died and the Banjomen became sullen and would only play the blues. They played it very well, but without the locusts, they
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3last saw all my money before it was confiscated by the government. Now I live on the underpass in a yurt made completely out of paper plates that are stapled together. When the
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4wore gauze kurtas, love beads and hemp sandals and had a vacation house in the Dreamscape that he had furnished with east Indian gew-gaws. I begged Luke to let me be his butler at
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5quite believed you when you said you were going to violin lessons and no-one would let you baby sit their horse when they went out of town. Daenerys sighed into his yogurt and