Finished Folds (2501—2520)
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9becoming more important to them than converting the sinners, and the nuns were eventually divorced by The Lord. As Gay Divorcees, the ex-nuns forgot about Tally Olde and hung aroun
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4from overheating a short while before they themselves overheated, and Electric Monk #12 burst into flames. Some nearby humans thought he had become Satan. This was not his day.
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3to deal with an ungrateful mortal. They twirled the seas with their little fingers and sent him spinning away in a whirlpool, but he only clapped his hands and shouted "again!"
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5it, but with his extremities whirling in every direction he soon reinvented himself as a sort of mute human hovercraft. "Where is that man churning?" "He wouldn't say." The TV news
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2dressing all her little dolls in Nazi uniforms and planning a takeover of her older sister's side of the room. Virginia laughed until the tanks began to invade her My Little Pony
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9which consisted of three fairies in tiny maid uniforms, but they were out behind the hotel on a smoke break. "Just hang a MAID SERVICE thingy on the doorknob" suggested the manager
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2-at a lark was doing with a washroom on his back, I'll never know. The Benny dissolved and sank into the lark's back and the last thing I knew we were headed into the stratosphere.
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4head the department of foreign affairs. Chance and Cheech, had an affair, followed by a white house wedding, after which they painted the white house in rainbow hues. "About time!
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6for the Magical Mystery Tour. The sun did not light that day, but his face certainly did when she yanked his willy. When she realized her mistake she apologized, but he said it
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7bowl of cereal. Meanwhile, the orbs under the sofa began to glow and got so hot that the sofa caught fire and Judge Judy Judy Judy had to smother it with flan. His living room was
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5My aunt Mildred bought a bottle of Mr. Mackey's Magic Mucus and poured it on Uncle Sherman's grave. It brought him back to life, but boy, was he ticked! And slimey!
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3am stuck with the old machine! It was then that I happened upon a stall that seemed to have suddenly arrived from a future time. "We have the parts you need," said a robotic voice.
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3Just then we saw them, marching down the street with their weapons raised- sofas, couches, lounges, fainting chairs and chesterfields. Old Uncle Julian had been right! "Get a saw!"
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2(or roll her) dice to divine whether today would be a good day to tell Ted that he was a vain pig. Today the dice indicated that it was fortuitous, so Mme Dujardin got on her high
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6-im about his vow of silence, and he did stay silent, but for the frantic typing of a few well-chosen but ill-advised words about Meredith on his Facebook page.
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4. "What kinda toast did you want with that?" asked the waitress as she chewed her gum and gazed out at the desert, daydreaming about her no-account boyfriend. Far away, a small
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6him with such bitter cruelty? Then suddenly, in his last hour of desperation, the Great Grey Fairy of Glibness appeared before him and spoketh these words: "Once upon." This only
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8-obie! Shattered! (Sir Frank Kermode was a big fan of the Rolling Stones.) When Sir Frank provided the password, the door slid open and the Genie of Genetics appeared before him.
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4bodkins! Quote the Raven, "Livermorium!" This was getting Cerium. Plus, she was on her periodic table with her Tungsten hanging out. Professor Dropsin averted his eyes at the sight
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8And when you have asked for foil and they have given it to you, press it against your scalp until it forms a barrier against the prying, telepathic ears of the Great Wumba-Wumba.