Finished Folds (2521—2540)
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2So we booted him again and again right in his tender Timelord-Dodo naughty bits until he finally admitted that he was pretty much extinct anyway. Then we felt bad and bought him a
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3God and this congregation the Head Elf married the Head Maid and all the other elves and maids spit cherry stones at them as they left the Elvin Church. They were covered with
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3sit on the bar with their little plastic behinds while they combed out their long, fluorescent synthetic hair. The bikers admired the trolls as they drank their Jack Daniels. Then
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8has a mental ice maker that freezes all your thoughts until you area able to deal with them. But you can't leave The Mind Hotel without thawing your thoughts. They won't hold them
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5But the best prize he ever received was for his impression of Walken impersonating Chubby Checkers singing "I'm Walken, yes indeed, and I'm talkin' 'bout you and me...". The trophy
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10-derneath that odd statement was some sort of trueism. You pondered every word of it for months until you went completely mad. And then you understood. Oh yes, you understood.
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3-tion from a personal connection to all things will do that to people. Those that don't see themselves as part of the great spirit tend to assume that they are above reproach. Odd.
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3-yfish ride, but the Dwindling Dwarf became caught in its tentacles and was stung to death. We couldn't untangle him, but dragged him behind us as Gwendolyn the Hyena seethed
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5-e his autograph for each of them. Turns out that the giant caterpillar and magical raccoon swindled him out of all the money he had made as a writer. So he set out to find the
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2"No broad is gonna tell me how to drive!" his head yelled as it was severed by the truck's undercarriage and thrown down a steep embankment. Emergency surgeons worked all night to
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3writing his name in the snow! But once he discovered that he was actually a woman, he stopped hiding what he had assumed were 'man-boobs' under Hawaiian shirts and started wearing
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4Even John's dog Rex left him after John insisted that he walk in front of Rex even when the dog was on a leash because John couldn't bear to come in "second". Local psychiatrist
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6caused when, as a baby, a furtive dingo tried to drag him away and eat him. But Cochele had a fontanel of steel and it hurt the furtive dingo's teeth, so it let go. The other two
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4Vermeer, causing most of the approved inventions in that universe to include pearl earrings. There was the microwave oven with pearl earring, the hula hoop with pearl earring, and
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3However, I felt the pull of my genetic heritage towards them, and would defend them to the death, even if I did not resemble them in any way. I soon found myself shunned by
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2pancake as modestly singed as possible. This she achieved by using frozen pancakes, but the results were disastrous and everyone wound up at Denny's. It was unmitigated Heck.
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7-losions occurred as the ancient Hires Root Beet it contained thawed and went through nuclear changes. The future people now thought they knew what was meant by the term H bomb.
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4to Heaven of course, the Pagans, where they had a jolly good time dancing naked and getting drunk with the Great Whatever and slapping It on the back. It was a far better place.
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5was just Queen Fufu cursing about her feathered underwire bra bunching up under her robes. Bella cow-towed as Queen Fufu strode by, her gold heels clacking noisily on the marble
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5Eric McDuck's pants were tailored to enhance his figure. They were large and vertical at the waist and tapered abruptly into two skinny pant legs with zippers so his feet could