Finished Folds (3501—3520)
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6But the one about the blinking orange that fell off the desk on the space ship still cracks me up. Thank you, Folding Story and colorful denizens, for all the joy you've given me.
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3whips unlimited, but I figured after all the weird dreams I'd just had, I deserved to do something a little kinky. While I was there I met my husband. We now own a yarn shop.
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6that all cats had voted unanimously for him. "Mewl! Mule! They cried!" insisted Don Key, but the cats all shook their heads. "Pussies!" Don Key yelled at them. Anna Conda had
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3what was rumored to be Valentino's toenail clippings but was really just sweepings from the local nail salon. Venus preferred creamy centers, so Mercury suggested the Pluto bar.
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3But by the time they got there, Shorty and his wheelchair were on the next plane to Bolivia. Shorty smiled. He was sure that would be the last place Manatee would look for him.
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2picked up Little Orphan Annie by the hair and threw her into outer space. "And the same will happen to you, if you don't obey me!" he sneered. We all looked at our shoes and tried
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1Just then Bruining burst through the door. "Aha!" Bruining shouted as he pointed an accusing finger at Risenking as he pushed Joghson away, "I knew something was going on between
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2epiglottis! "Gaulck!" the orange man exclaimed as Death chased him around the dining room table. The orange man tried to slip Death up by throwing olives onto the floor behind him
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2porch? I began to sing "Stoat Hearted Men", knowing that the weasel was a Nelson Eddy fan, and sure enough, he charged me like a mongoose at a cobra. Finally I could impersonate
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5-en to Colonel Sanders' secret recipe, and out in space a fried treat occurs, which would smell terrific if only there was air out there. But instead, something just goes "beep".
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5-ion? "Only if we are talking about warts," came the answer, "in which case we remove them and send them to the dimension of the toads, who are only too happy to receive them."
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6The old hag shook her fist to the sky and it hung there, shaking, for so long that it created a sympathetic vibration with the universe and a new world was born. A world of hags.
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4I put my toe in my belly button. At least that kept the neighbor kids away. So it wasn't all bad.
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2Don was the longest con, measuring 6'11" in his concrete overshoes. He culminated at the bottom of the James River, where he had been tossed back in 1951, the lousy screw.
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3expensive, but frozen yak butter was cheap and readily available and made fine bricks until the next freak thaw melted them all over the yogurt-eating grannies, rendering them
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3I got on the next train out of there, never to return. Oh, the Sausage King visits me every now and then and we laugh over old times, but returning is out of the question. Forever.
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4"Don't look at me," said Phil, "Yes, I destroyed all those people, but don't look at me unless you wish to join them." So everybody shut up. The only sound was Phil's laughter.
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4-evity serum that would allow her to outlive Belle. Merlin whipped one up for her, and she drank it right away. Years passed. Belle got old and died. Merlin got younger. But she
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4, anything else really, as long as it's not so caustic. The bats were crestfallen. "But that was our only form of income!" they complained. Luckily, they had saved up enough to
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4Actually, Mr. Wombat had played Johnny Cash's lawyer in the movie "I Walk The Line". Mr. Wombat was not in any shape to be a real attorney, his small, furry body being too warm and