Finished Folds (3521—3540)
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3-iny finish. When the singularity had had its fill of space time flesh, it plopped down into a wing chair and undid the top button of its pants. Presently it fell asleep and dreamt
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4!" (Rim shot.) "I'll sue you for refusal to contribute to the delinquency of farm fowl!" squawked the chicken between delirium tremens, "now pour me some Wild Turkey!" Just then
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3its fingers and began to sing some hot scat. "That girl's more talent in her ankle than most people got in their whole bodies," said Ella Fitzgerald, who was hungry for more.
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2It was a strike! Murray from Bowl-a-rama immediately recruited Cerebus for his bowling team "The Smokin' Bowls". Their rival team, "Hit Me Again", said it was no fair having a
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2somewhere around Sarah Palin's house and their frozen bodies were not found until the following May. Jerry Garcia's corpse fit nicely in the small, round box, but the Mountain Girl
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2I'll take an orange julius," Dave Brubeck said, "I'm parched and it's too early for drinkin' liqiour." The orange liquid foamed into Dave's cup and he stared at it, hoping it would
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2pancreas and throw it to the ghost of Tchaikovsky, who, as everyone knows, had by then become a werewolf. This made Tchaikovsky's ghost follow Putin everywhere and do tricks in the
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1captalistic. Chaney put on the prank pants, shot his friend in the face and the games began! Two chickens wearing kamikaze headbands threw hatchets at each other while a klezmer
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4In fact, the only authentic ingredient in Swedish meatballs is søvn savle, which means "sleep slobber", so really you can only make them in your sleep. You can then serve them with
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4as a result, everyone suffered gastrointestinal distress together later that night while watching a bad Hungarian remake of "The Towering Inferno". Mr. Lemonhead felt that he was
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3conductor. She seemed to be souping up her stove, which was against the rules of the Culinary Institute. "Martha," Fuffletop whispered, "I think they're going to throw us out of
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5trade his sleigh for a hovercraft and wear a red wetsuit and a white bathing cap and bring sunscreen to all the good little children of the world. But he would not shave his beard.
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3as Mr. Goat became frisky on the escalator at Macy's, running up the down and down the up and chewing huge tears in people's coats. The manager finally had to throw the switch and
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5-e cold and kept sneezing and cutting off the ends of my fingers in the mandoline's blade and staining my work surface. So I went into the blood-red workbench business. This went
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4undone on the back of my dress, could you please hook it for me? I don't want to look like a tramp on my first day as an insurance agent in Heck. Do you think these heels are too
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5, if we have offended any of you, we apologize. What you have just witnessed is, of course, just theatre and not reality." "That goes for us, too!" yelled Hillary and Donald.
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6incapacitating wolves, you know. Soon they became so bright that Jerry could literally climb their rays like a ladder. Jerry climbed to the edge of the stratosphere and then leapt.
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6It was at that point that she realized that she was not looking at another person, but at the reflection of her own face in the mirror. All this time she had been in denial about
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3pillows of unsanitary products, tree fruits and flat beverages. The wretched people of this planet wandered the scantly filled grocery aisles. Sea-sponges were used. Rabbits died.
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2"We very much enjoy this piece, Mr. Cage," the Queen remarked, "but we don't quite get what you were doing around the 3:27 mark. Was my gas part of the score?"