Finished Folds (3841—3860)
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5many dreams, the dead gods faded in the dawn's harsh light, and what once was a sacred magic was now just a folded story on a monitor in some stranger's home, no longer mattering.
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5-p line they could think of, BLOOEY! -they blew up in their faces. The Lithuanians were warned to look away from the dentures, but it was not in their passionate nature. Sad.
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3But fresher breath only made him more charismatic and he saw the way open before him. He started the First Church of the Listerine and many were drawn to the holy medicine cabinet.
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6spurted blood from my hands and feet as I scrambled to make my date her pancakes. "Are these red velvet pancakes?" she sneered as she was taking pseudo unintentional communion.
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4from being ravaged by outsiders. His unrelenting stench kept visiting oceanliners and invasive species from landing on Bikini Island's shores. The natives took to wearing pince nez
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5babes. I'm so depressed I'm about ready to put on a red shirt!" Spock grumbled. "Don't do it, man!" Scotty cried, grabbing him by his ears and kissing his forehead, "We need you."
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3Could millions of mangos be wrong? Well, these were. "I'm not listening to the advice of a bunch of fruits!" the customer scoffed rudely, sending the turbaned waiter's tray across
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41906 was a good year in America, if you happened to be a white guy with lotsa money, which of course, I was not. But I managed as well as I could, dancing for nickels on the
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5that one day he'd be known as Slim Whitman and everyone would be bugging him for money. For indeed those seeds of his grew into freakish little living toadstools that children
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4trees of the ashram garden referred to the elephants' sitting on politicians as "Press the Meat" and laughed to themselves in tree-like ways. Ganesh scolded them playfully.
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4builder's putty with a sauce made out of hornet eyes there. It tasted horrible, but it was completely gluten free so I was happy to pay a lot and suffer the physical consequences.
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3John's tan from standing in the English rain was quickly being subdued by the sunshine. He shielded his eyes and rushed into the barbershop for cover. The barber drooled over the
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6steroids and Mountain Dew. You could tell because all seven of each goat's legs were twitching like crazy. The race began and the seven-legged goats careened wildly onto the track.
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3Lady Gaga retaliated by sending us a funky green clown with an axe around midnight. Yes, it was the famous Boingeaux the Clown but the years of being French had not been kind to
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4Hamsterup, a refreshing beverage made from lemons, limes and hamsters. John Cage enjoyed a good turtle sandwich slathered with dogsup and a frosty glass of Hamsterup as he wrote
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3the face of Mr. Ed on a box of Jell-o. Bob went so far as to carry a marker with him everywhere so he could deface every horse face he saw printed anywhere. This is how he
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4remember those days, now that I have a chinchilla brain," I thought, as I quickly lost track of what I was thinking. Pretty soon I had forgotten and was absentmindedly chewing the
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6I order Fruit Loops by mistake? Nothing made sense any more. I felt like I had gone to Crazy Town and taken them all with me to live forever under the undulating skies of insanity.
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7a bowl of Fruit Loops and poured it over his head. The audience howled with laughter. His ratings were through the roof. The Fruit Loops people wanted a contract with him. It was
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6with your television set." "Well fine, then," she said. So I picked up my gear and got back into the truck. As I pulled out of the driveway I heard the Jeopardy theme, and sobbing.