Finished Folds (3821—3840)
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5So Iasked for seconds and there she way, by my side. And our hearts were ticking like mad. And "yes," she said, "yes, I will. Yes."
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8was indeed the great French clown Boingeaux, who met the children at the circus door and grabbed them into his freaky caravan out back where he made them watch Jerry Lewis films
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1ruined. The aftermath was a room full of overturned tables, wadded-up linens, smashed plates and missing silverware and passed-out toddlers drooling on the carpet. It was a fiasco.
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3to squish one of us, you're going to have to squish us all." It was the mosquitoes. They only way out was to apologize and to stop swatting, but instinct got the better of me.
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1It is a well-known fact that monks know how to make the best ale and brandy, but few know how easily they can be drunk under the table. When they all had passed out, I tiptoed out.
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4And this is the end of the story, so it's off to bed without supper for you, my little scamp, until you can learn to type more than one word in your fold. Don't give me that look!
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2not for us to judge. A cute little mouse is only a meal for a falcon, no matter how soft and fuzzy he is, no matter if he wears a tiny hat and has a wife and kids and is named Moe.
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2Which is just as well because international pizza chefs start to reek after a few days locked in a closet. Manatee found them before the worst could happen, whatever that was.
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5Shoeless lector nodded so vigorously he rubbed a hole in the space-time continuum. That's when I realized that he didn't have a family, and for a brief moment I felt sorry for him.
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2ocean floor. Few people know this, but sea-cows actually spend 4-7 hours a day studying how to spell sea-cow words. The only reason they come in fourth place is that they spell
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3were filled with scathing remarks about people who could not read stenography. After she died it was translated and everyone was so mad that they exhumed her and killed her again.
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7-n origami five-star hotel out of cardboard with enough food stockpiled to last them the rest of their roach lives. Sure they had won, they checked in with no plan to check out.
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2he woke up on a meathook over a flaming pyre of tobacco leaves with an empty Wild Turkey bottle in his hand. After that he focused strictly on financial matters. His first book
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3he could handle the dimensional challenges. Black holes were thought to really mess with one's 3D nature, but still he felt drawn to them. He found himself pulled toward the gaping
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6Officer Nelson Busby. "Did you boys happen to drop a bass on the border?" Busby asked them. "Bass? What bass?" stammered Lewis unconvincingly. Busby held up a fish and an instrumen
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2while Pool Girl distracted the rest of the team with her Extreme Jiggling Technique and knocked them all into the pool. Glasses Girl tossed the team captain in after them to win.
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3By five a.m. Alice was drinking her cheap perfume and dabbing coffee behind her ears, and I was laughing uncontrollably. A strange man in the corner table by the jukebox spoke.
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2more opportunities for cloning his DNA. He kept all hair clippings and nose pickings and belly button lint in carefully marked baggies. But the neighbors complained when the smell
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2" "What the goyim don't know about the gholem may hurt them," my friend Osamu translated. Finding this note oddly disturbing, Osamu and I called a local witch named Frakass to help
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5A thousand crazed bunnies lunged at MacGregor as he answered the door. They drowned him in a giant watering can and served him up with cabbage. as Mrs. MacGregor ran for her life.