Finished Folds (3881—3900)
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2but hollered in the wild woods near that toun. When all the cows had been arrested and executed we all ate well for a few weeks. After that it was all potato soup and bread.
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4you happen to hear a howl from the underground, you'll know that the true griping spirit of the Tube lives on, knowing that it will not be denied by a temporary prevailing mood.
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3the use of the Middle English vernacular. "Still, there is a drawing of boobs next to it, so we'll let him go with a reprimand," he said, feeling like a total pushover.
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2of the hoi polloi! I'll give you a good deal." So like a fool I fell for it, and traded in the Volvo, which Wong re-sold for bookoo bucks while I struggled with my buggy new ride.
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3In the end the poor boy was stopped at the metal detector at the airport and sent to juvenile prison for carrying a concealed paperclip dog which could have poked someone's eye.
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5A most unusual girl, Nona could turn herself into a pilot bird, which she willingly did. Unfortunately she could not change herself back into a human. She flew out the window.
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3Cassiopeia: Stay away from blunt objects today. Orion: Hold your tongue when dealing with a major player in your life. There. Now they are astrology, too.
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4But his twin slept like a baby, slept the sleep of those knowing that they are unique in all the universe. It didn't matter if it was a lie. But it wasn't.
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2-ffle from falling even during the earthquake. It pays to know people in high places. Her mistake was not to invite God to dinner that night. After that all her souffles were flat.
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3It doesn't matter. Once your tenth line is written, that's it. Unless you are Det. Manatee, Mr. Pink Pants, Aunt Claudia, Bob and Bobbette, sea-monkeys, Blue Clyde, and the like.
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5seat. At that point the world went blinding white and I could feel myself turning over and over in space. I looked down and spotted the roof of my house getting smaller.
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4into the toilet as I held back her hair. "I'm sorry, Hon, but I don't do conflict," I said, and she broke up with me. Later she felt conflicted about it and we now have nine kids.
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5-g, and he fell silently, for what seemed like forever. And that was the end of that branch of the family.
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7Later they held a funeral for the sock puppet who gave his life so others might eat. I would have gone, but got had cold feet. Yok!
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2Once the pride was altered, there were no more lion cubs and eventually their line died out. Mufasa realized the mistake on his deathbed. "My bad," he said with his last breath.
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5Wiener alias Boingeaux the French Clown! But by that time nobody cared because Bob had been exposed as Mr. Pinkpants, the great wardrobe criminal. He was taken to the cleaners.
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3used up all the sheep and there were non left for the ark. Today;s sheep are not real sheep. they are the descendants of wolves in sheep's clothing. we have been living a lie.
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2-ut her sick fantasy of wanting to see them go over Niagara Falls in a barrel, she just muttered "Thank you" and trotted off to find a barrel big enough for the both of them.
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2me (but won't give it to me until I apologize for making him my personal slave when I was nine) looked up from his waffles and rolled his eyes at the strange comments from the next
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3many colors gathered to witness the serif bloat, and to testify at the resultant hearings. I looked up "serif bloat" on Google and got images of people holding their stomachs.