Finished Folds (3901—3920)
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4Sp Princess Buttercup mowed off most of her beautiful golden locks and gave herself a mohawk. She sold her carriage and bought a Harley. No longer did she know despair, only glory.
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3-ing right we do! And let's accomplish this effing fold right this effing minute. All ready I can feel every effing thing in the effing universe falling into place. Nama-effing-ste
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3, or took a wrong turn at 48th street, he had never really been sure. When he finally found his way back home everyone sang "Hello Dhali" and there was much jocularity ever after.
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1As life would have it, she grew from a kid to a nanny and was milked so roughly by the farting dairymaid that her nipples bled. Oh, for the carefree days of her youth. Gone now.
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1But only in the future does it have meaning. For now we just have to trudge on in what looks like folly. When we are gone we will be seen for the geniuses we were. It is ever thus.
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2She may have more experience and better credentials than me, but I know where you live and that you are allergic to peanuts. Just saying. Oh yeah, and I worked at Burger Bloke.
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4Meanwhile, the flies had organized and had managed to toss a stink bomb into Kevin's window. As the putrid smoke filled the house, Kevin blamed Zeus the cat for his poor diet.
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4Naturally, his family was disappointed, but it had been their dream, not his. The Buddha went back to the foot of his tree to doze and dream of an enlightened world without sports.
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3It was a bullet I could have dodged, had I manned up and gone to vote. Instead I refused to cooperate and sat in my basement in my underwear stewing in my own rank juices forever.
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11He moved to Scotland and married a nice lady and now breeds Scottish Terriers. He never speaks of his days down under, but sometimes you can see the vast outback there in his eyes.
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2hallucinations began. He thought he was visiting Vishnu on a giant lotus, but in reality he was floating off into space. Vishnu asked him if he'd like to stay, and he said yes.
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4crawled up one of the clowns polka-dotted pants legs and he did a crazy little dance. The other clowns applauded. Pretty soon they were all up again doing zany antics and making
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5hands. They looked like hideous claws. I was ugly! I decided to kill myself by leaping off the rotating teacup ride at Disneyland. That would show them. At least I would be famous
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4you will believe you are Ringo Starr. "I got blisters on me fingers!" I yelled. The band looked at me and laughed. They always laughed. It was me nose what did it. "Take two," said
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2It was just me and Aunt Claudia and her lesbian lover Mabel Syrup. We spent lots of time building bombs in our basement and then sneaking out at night to drop them on unsuspecting
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4work. In no time the canapes for the wedding dinner were made. They tasted wonderful and no-one suspected that they were made by beasts until one person found a hog hair in his
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2platter for a paranoid midnight snack. She was unaware, but her stomach knew the score. It churned until it woke her up, just in time. To it she would be forever grateful.
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1Nestor's chocolate creation won the day, and he gave me all the credit. My career in cuisine was back on track. He left town before I could thank him. Who was that chocolate man?
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2trusty dog Sputnik was more than happy to devour every dish he created. He never found success on the show, but Sputnik became known and loved by all as the fattest dog on Earth.
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5"Yes, but I only consented to her marriage because I thought it would make me heir to the throne," he slurred. It was then that I realized what a miserable man he would always be.