Finished Folds (3941—3960)
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8-es afire. He had had no idea that vegetarians vampires could be so rabid about their desserts, but Meg and Chloe knew the hunger that only carrot cake could quell.
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6Eventually they got old and threw out their hips. After that they were the Artificial Hipsters. It was all so ironic that they imploded, their man-buns twirling into the ether.
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4The dogs crapped on the carpet and were banned from Purple Island. Bad dogs! They sat on a steam ship out in the water, continuing their poker game but howling every so often.
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5on the last bus out of town. It finally came, about 4 a.m. and Tralala was happy to be able to get some sleep. By 4pm the next day, Tralala reached Gargoyle City and found a place
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3"Wise men say only fools rush in..." sang the gorgeous drawling voice, and I knew at once it was the ghost of Elvis, or at least some drunk guy that looked like him. Either way, I
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4no longer pursue her dream of being a henchperson? It was what Louella had wanted to be ever since she was a little girl, executing her Barbies and putting her teddy in front of a
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3"You do. You write these shows, Bombo," Barnabus said to me. As the reality hit me, the world seemed to tilt and just before I fainted I saw the word "Manager" upon my door. Me?!
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5, but I'm stumped as to how we got this way." Bombo stopped screaming and pretended to scratch his head with his non-existant fingers. "We stupid?" he asked Barnabus after a while.
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3People like Colin Will pretty much insult themselves, just by existing with their heads where their suppositories ought to go. Colin sauntered saucily up to the counter and winked.
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3"Don't be silly," replied Nietzsche as he patted down the eyebrows of the forehead from which he had sprung, "we German philosophers just like a good pot party. Kant can't get
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9... Hours later I found myself in Haiti with live chickens duct-taped onto my forearms and a flaming goat's skull on a stick before me. I was on a beach. It was night-time. Music
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5the man straightened his pilot's suit and denied Timmy entrance to the plane. Timmy put up such a fuss at this point that the airport guards had to lock him in the Ladies room
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6therapist charge Jane too much money and only made Jane more paranoid. Tarzan say to Jane "Jane, just chill," and he handed her a glass of bourbon and some spider poison, which she
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3tracks. Luckily, I had my ear-plugs in at the time and couldn't hear a thing, but I still had fun watching the beat poet gesticulate wildly while imagining that he had bees in his
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3except for the fact that I am a seven year old girl. Still, I likes my liquor like I likes my men- no less than eight years old! Too much of it makes me dance the hootchy-kootchy
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2clap my hands with glee. Finally I decided to distract the flying monkeys with flying bananas, which I just happened to have in my pants at the time. They let go of my father and
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1to make the sauce. The recipe called for 421 tomatoes, which had to be crushed by the eye of an ice pirate. Luckily, I was able to find the mystical orb at Kitchen Bizarre, and
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1Pepper was the only thing that soothed it, but drinking too much of it gave her the runs, so she had to pace herself. The audience was returned its money and the show went under.
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2Unfortunately, this was the same mucilage that was used on the fuselage and the whole plane carrying the evidence went down in flames, along with Nona and Squawker. Miraculously,
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6she may have been more prepared to see the baby sea-cow before her now in the maternity wing. How proud Det. manatee would have been to see his bouncing baby now, if he knew. As