Finished Folds (3921—3940)
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5Remember Mr. Leonard P. Dinkle, of Slidell, Louisiana, USA, who saved the world in another fold? We spoke of him too much and he got too big for his britches. Son of a britch.
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6but unfortunately these were Flowers of Evil and poisoned everyone there with their psychic vampirism. When they were done there was no-one left to see their beauty or water them.
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2Sun Myung Moon looked down at his shoes, hoping that it would make him look dejected, but he was just looking at his shoes. They were very nice shoes, made in China.
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4finding the third one to be the most grape-y. The other two men ran lassoed the tongue, but it got away. "I thought I told you to hold your tongue," they were told.
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2-ng to fan blades everywhere. "When are we going insane?" answered the Empress. But of course, they were all ready there. From that point on, all fan blades behaved themselves.
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3was no dancer. He would have had two left feet if he didn't all ready have his left foot foot bitten off by a shark and a peg leg there, instead. I guess he had just one left foot.
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2-tters scattered in unholy terror. It baffled one how rattled they could be by riffles. Riffles were not Ruffles, and did not taste good with dip. Don't ask them how they know.
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4those who had sworn never to wear pink pants. Those people were the worst kind of dangerous, to his mind. He would have nightmares about them coming to rip off his pink pants. Eek!
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5That is, until Aunt Claudia put a stop to him. Aunt Claudia always told us not to trust strangers with candy. The Candy Man was put in jail, where he tried to make praline files.
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4forgotten history- tales of the Golden Vegans and their implements. Everyone thought they were hogwash, but they weren't. The last dessert, however, may have been. No-one knows.
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4The winds were blowing strong that day and Grandma's gingham dress filled like a weather balloon, and up she went, over the treetops and steeples, howling like a banshee.
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2I always thought that laughing showed that you had a good sense of humor. Maybe I needed to re-think the purple eyeshadow, the down-turned brows and the satin cape. And the evil.
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5Tell it to the Marines. My Momma told me, you'd better shop around. Tell her to find me an acre of land. Tell Laura I love her. Tell every single person in Victoria Station.
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9But I figured if I blew up the entire planet, then everything would be out of production., so I did, little realizing that dead cats earrings were still being made on Pluto.
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3and other items that weren't on the menu. While they argued with the waiter, I slipped out the bathroom window and made my escape. Sometimes I can still smell them coming after me.
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7I could even do my hair in any style! Yes, with Waldo appendages, you can do all your work and have time left over to pay our enormous bill. Call today and we'll add a Waldo head
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3balloon full of oil onto the salad. "Bam!" I said, and the salad was perfect, except for some latex that we had to pick out of it. We went into business selling oil water balloons
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2a Junior library card, which lead us to one Timmy Malone, the biggest bully that ever lived. We told his parents that he was a potty-mouth bad guy. The next morning the squad car's
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6only sniffed out some harmless ladybugs, and that was not enough to shut the factory down. They finally decided to incite a strike and a riot among the workers by spreading rumors
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7-pnea and is too exhausted to recite poetry or beat anyone up. It's a wonder anyone sleeps, what with him stumbling around all hours of the night like a zombie in a nightie.