Finished Folds (421—440)
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5had a crab feast on the beach, but it wasn't much fun with all the debris and drowned people laying about. Plus, there was no beer. So they got to work clearing the shore and
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2long would my peanut butter stash last, and how many paper towels was I wasting wiping the squirrel's greasy pawprints from my phone? "I'm sorry, Mr. Sniffles, but I'm going to
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2the wee folk growing more and more wee until laughing maniacally, they disappeared up the noses of Carmen and Spindle. Brine Frankenstein gave a holler of triumph and swore
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4caused even the cockroaches to gyrate their thoraxes in rhythm with it's intoxicating beat, causing the drive-in chef to spray the burgers down with Raid. Brenda the car-hop sang
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2, slicing off the top of his toupee into a flat-top buzz cut. And that, my friends, is how Sgt. Carter got his hairdo. But the possessed morningstar didn'tstop there. It ripped
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2I called the installation "Portraits in Gullibility". I had taken each surprised-looking soldier's photo with the very camera I had stolen from each. Art-lovers flocked to see
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1Also included in the bottle was a note: 'Dear Tom, If you can find your way back to the mainland to cash this million dollar check, you'll be one rich critic.' Thinking quickly,
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2too weirded out by the sight of his third nipple as he inverted his shirt right at the front of the class. "Mr. Roberts, may I be excused?" asked Random Anne, "I feel nauseated."
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2Yeah, Plato would have come up with scads fewer platitudes if he had been able to score some tail. He'd be doing more interesting things in that cave of his than just thinking, but
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1-ce, Margaret put on a pot of coffee and set the coordinates for a return to Earth. She would miss Bob, but frankly he was standing in the way of her dreams, which involved gravity
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3and heard its floral scream just before it vomited billions of sparkling seeds into the air over an abandoned farm in the Philippines. As each seed plopped to Earth, a sprout emerg
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7Then one fateful day I came home to find that he had put my entire pharmacological collection out on the sidewalk, along with my orange suede beanbag chair and my Timothy Leary
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2postmortem production of his, entitled "Hitchcock's Back to the Old Drawing Board". Crispin Glover was startled to find himself not only cast as George McFly again, but also dead.
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1another $4.73 if he was to supersize that meal. So the master went hungry, and the tiger lost interest in eating him, since he was so skinny. When the master finally starved to
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6"Oh, I don't know," said Gertrude Stein, "I once wrote a play that was one sentence long, but it was a run-on sentence, and lasted twelve hours, and no-one cared at all." Clearly,
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3-drum existences by attending kitten raves and joining single kitten pick-up sites. Haverty's best financial prowess could not undo the damage that these kittens had wreaked on the
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2Now I needed Long Island Iced Tea, and lots of it. "Keep 'em coming," I said to the bartender as they wheeled my near-comatose ass out of the Kresskey's Bar and into the ambulance.
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5So when I asked James to marry me, he said, "No, I can't. I'm too organized." "But I made the coffee," I protested, "Does that mean nothing to you?" "It's not enough," James said.
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4-anc-mange, lest one threaten to smother the city in its white sweetness. Bats can't stand that. They prefer darkness and bugs. The bat-room caved in (see what I did there?) and
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6Bubbles churned in the water where she had thrown it, then a fountain spewed up like a geyser and atop it was a tiny mer-fairy with shells for wings. "You have released me from