Finished Folds (401—420)
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4(Her white stilettos made her look like Ginger from Gilligan's Island.) "These cuneiform indicate that the Pharaohs blew their noses on this very rock before they died," Ernestine
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2Then the room whirled sideways and went black. Butterflies flew in the dimness. When I awoke it was five days later. "We nearly lost you," said Manatee, his face contorted with
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2circus trailer. I was on in ten minutes and barely had time to shower my torso before I heard the barker announce: "See the amazing Human Snail!" I had to slither with all my might
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3the death-grip of my adorableness. Even puppies and kittens faint away and are scarred for life when I put my cuteness factor in play. Don't make me pout and bat my eyes at you!
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2Sadly, all this paltering non-lying has gotten me is a temp job as a third-string sewer scrubber. It seems that voters prefer a candidate that fibs out the fib-hole and flushes it
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3a small rocket on which I could clearly detect it's mother lode: the Doomsday bomb. It trembled, and so did I, as it prepared to launch. A recording of Reagan's voice recited the
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3up and scores of groupies were flocking into the trailer areas, screaming for their idols. But Joe Dirt and the other members of Blue Floyd had seen them coming, and had run for
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6-t then let out a cosmic burp, which gave birth to two stars and a small planet. The planet rotated around the two stars for a couple of eons until life appeared in the form of a
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2survive the night, having had a terrible bout of indigestion and no insurance to cover a doctor's visit. St. George found the dragon's dead body and took advantage of the situation
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5Thinking fast, I threw my glass of water into her face. Her eyestalks gazed up at me with appreciation. "You saved my life!" she murmured. "Stay away from the nachos next time, " I
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4it was the same clerk I thought I had just killed, bleeding and smiling and opening his arms to embrace me. "I love and forgive you, brother," he said. The Love Academy was weirder
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4that we got the appendage out of your pocket and re-attached successfully," said Dr. Goodfeel at the hospital, hours later. Draenei breathed a sigh of relief. He and his bride
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6of Venus Fly Traps in her living room. Girl George connected electrodes to them and recorded their vibrations. They ended up as background singers on her latest album, entitled
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3all that was left was angry rich people who couldn't find anyone to work for them. So they split all the money between themselves and thought it was great, until they needed grocer
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3-ff my papery skin and slide my smooth white body into her hand, but I know what she's do. She'd cut me, just like she always did. And she would weep as she cut me. And I would
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4Being stationed next to him at the hotdog eating contest was even worse. His extreme B.O. made him a winner every time. "And you said I should take a shower," he boasted to his
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3"You're a fiend, Dalut," I said, modestly covering the smoking hole in my pink trousers as I edged out the window. "We're seventeen stories up," he said, "You'll never make it."
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4Weird and wonderful though the wax was on that waylaid Winnebago, Walter wouldn't wash it with a wooden wand. Walter's wife Wanda wilted in its weary wake as he went westward
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8That makes him unhappy, because he's not young enough any more. What an old fart! I decided not to listen to him, and to go instead to Sob Sister's Crabby Hour at Gangly Pub.
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5deafening, so most people just stopped in their aisles and stared helplessly as they were jeered at, not knowing what else to do. "Toaster pastries kill babies," said a protester