Finished Folds (461—480)
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3price indexes, which by now had fallen so low that they fell on me. And I was down for the count. Realizing that this was all a dream, I climbed up into my dream car and went to
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3never gonna let you down," the music swelled up from the orchestra pit as the audience burst into tears. "Oh Rick," she whispered, hardly daring to interrupt, "don't you know any
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3of putting on that slinky teddy he had bought her for her birthday six years ago. In fact, she did put it on that night, but stayed behind the thick curtians so he couldn't see. It
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3picking up their new tuxedos when the call came in. "The wedding is off," sobbed Evelyn, "Mister T has been seeing another woman!" "Wait'll I get my hands on him!" they assured her
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3which would wake me from my complacency with its biting remarks. Now I was woke, but could no longer remember any elements. My lab fell slowly to ruin, ivy growing up across the
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2confused by the lack of punctuation. Despite their poor grammar grades, Santa and his clingy wife showered them with gifts whenever they happened to fly by, which was often. The
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1soiled leotard with a scoring pad, snapped on some rubber gloves, and marched herself down to Vitali's Dance Emporeum, which resembled a small St. Basil's cathedral to demand a job
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3taxes, which will be collected from the public by my uncle Scrooge McDuck, and put into a college account for my nephews Huey, Louey and Dewey. As first lady/Vice president, Daisy
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4The salmon were unimpressed by the plesiosaurus, and gave him the fish-eye. Enraged, the creature ate them and crawled from the dig-site at the archeologists, who ran up the beach
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5-heveled and completely out of my mind from cotton candy and my deep hatred of mimes and high water. Thinking fast, I fashioned a raft from the plushies and rode it out to the
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1No wait, I mis-spoke. What I actually meant to say was that Eggos will lead to a better society. "And a little round frozen waffle shall lead us" is my new motto. Only with a
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3said Captain Space Octopus, who had lost all his legs and had had them replaced with light sabers. Everyone stepped back as Cap'n Socto (as he was known) spun into the crowd.
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4But she saw through him, first. "Sheep don't have fur, they have wool," she hissed. "Okay, so I have a woolsona," Lucas replied. "That's jist stupit!" she bellowed. But just then
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1pubic hair would have been all wrong. "You're fooling yourself," she said. "Welcome to the Grand Illusion," I said. "Light up," she sneered. "Lady," I said, "I'd rather be a blue c
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4, complete with a wax pole protruding from her head. It was so hot, the wax melted, revealing that Paris Hilton herself had been the armature for the sculpture all along! We all
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3I am dead. What's my price, Alex?" Alex Trebek did a double-take, seeing Einstein asking about insurance. "I'm afraid we don't give discounts to geniuses, Albert," he said, " but I
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2This was only because all of the Earth's tomatoes had died of a blight back in 2097 and no catsup or sauce of any kind had been produced since then. The mauve Heinz 57 sauce was
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1"But I didn't get you anything!" I squeaked as I backed away from the package, which had started to bubble and seethe dramatically. "Open it," she commanded me. I made the excuse
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2Coast Guard and demanded that they clean the stench from his Tesla, seeing as how he had paid his taxes and all. "Jack Nicholson is even more crazy than we thought," Sgt. Poppy rep
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1boxes. Girl Scouts were accosted and stripped of their wares, but nothing would sate the awful beast. As it grew larger, it's call grew louder. "COOKIE!!!" It was deafening! And