Finished Folds (541—560)
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1-his, fat and drunk and known only as the Burgundy Scotsman. It was all her fault, she knew this, and though she tried not to think about it, it was her responsibility to help the
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2a man all dressed in green for just a moment before he disappeared back into the shrubbery. "Is this the end of all the rock 'n' roll music from my horn?" cried the dying beast as
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1propellers and lost the top half of herself, but gained my utmost respect by continuing to walk (in high heels, yet!) down the concourse and out of my life. I always was a leg man.
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2into the fertilizing tube and on into the baby-growing chamber where hundreds knocked but only one was admitted. This apparatus incubated the resultant zygote until
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2So he threw it into the river, where what was left of it's magic gave birth to many tiny mer-people with gnome faces. This is how I became the father of the mer-gnomes. My many
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3-ation and Princess Ariadne grasped the other end of the thread and yanked with all her might. The thread broke and Theseus fell on the minotaur, killing him instantly. Now free of
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3-xitives made for a fine compost tea that would boost one's immortality. A godlike creature leered from the label beneath the words "Are you willing to trade flavor for everlasting
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5-rijoles, he was just out of luck until they got the bugs out of the interplanetary food delivery system. But the only store on Moon Base Alpha was a 7-11, and the beef jerky there
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3substance, but Fro-Yo is just froth! Froth!" he yelled, frothing at the mouth as the girl walked away from him forever, cradling a cup of Fro-Yo in her arms and coo-ing to it. He
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4-al? You bet I was! With new-found vigor I sprinted to the nearest hilltop and yodeled like Tarzan must have after he'd "married" Jane. My call was answered by a shower of bullets
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8to retire and live in the Philippines with three house-boys, all called Scott. Frank Hamms had never known such peace, before. He drank his protein drink on his veranda each
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5And indeed Serenity fled, as it always does, eventually. The town became tense and restless as its citizens waited for further directions from the Human Projekt. But none came.
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2snuck into Area 51 disguised as a sane person, and that took some effort, let me tell you. But he didn't get far when someone there recognized him as an actual alien. A sane one,
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3-daist landscape. We called it 'surrealist camping' and began giving tours. "This is not a tent" we stenciled on each tent, and we were careful to keep all pocket watches as flabby
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5was struck blind by his own desire. "Help me! I can't see!" he called out, but instead of compassion, he was shoved to the floor, trampled upon, and kicked out into the snowy alley
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3went to Hollywood, where it starred in a remake of 'Gentleman Prefer Blondes'. The critics hated it. "This giant, dancing Nexium in a blonde wig is no Marilyn Monroe" one wrote
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3a 'Doc Johnson's Marital Aids and Book Store' on 7th Avenue, where we were sure was a Brony HQ. Sure enough, back behind the 'Enormous Bottoms' periodicals, we found the Bronies
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2Anarchy tasted of freedom, and although it's consistency tended to break the Fritos (if you will), it made a fine topping for baked potatoes or chimichangas. Monarchy, however, was
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1my very existence. "Oh stop crying," Father spewed irritably, as if he's seen the entire city burn every night. Which he had. He was an unlucky man, but a cold one. I dried my eyes
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4everything, I give up. Love may make the world go 'round, but love also makes the world go "BLAM!". Or maybe it's boy and girl and all their relations that do that. Why can't we