Finished Folds (561—580)
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2Needless to say, Mrs. Santa won the Golden Bozo that year, since Grey Elves have very little in the way of secondary female sexual characteristics. Triumphantly she marched in to
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1unrequited love of his. He'd build a rocket ship and shoot himself into space, where there is no love. Paul got right to work and by the time he was 87 the craft was ready.
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1-d Flanders doll knew the truth. "Hidelly-ho, neighborino!" he said. It was true. He lived right next to me, on my bed. "Will you only speak the truth?" I asked him. "Okelly-doke
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2having to do with my American propensity for having everything white and shiny to be sanitized. While Europeans didn't mind dull bathroom tiles or unscoured teeth, I found myself
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2and as I watched with a mixture of horror and pride, little tiny baby noses began to hatch from the eggs. Pretty soon they were turning red and I could hear their plaintive wails.
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1-ll, to keep things moving, you gamely continued the game. No quitter, you. Your boss was impressed at how much time you wasted at your desk and promoted you to commander-in-cheif.
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4and ready for their French lesson. "Je suis un ver de terre," they repeated, but their accents were so bad that the teacher tossed them out the window and into a flock of pigeons.
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3"Look," said the purple penguin's mom, "I know you're having some challenges fitting into penguin society, but I will not have you insult your dinner!" "No-one understands me!" he
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1typewriters the way a starving cat leaps upon a mouse, the way a beggar leaps upon a coin. The madwoman of Corona drooled as she dragged a typewriter back to her lair. She had
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1"From the Devil!" yelled Aunt Judy, her eyes rolling back in head as she clawed off her 'Puppies R Luv" sweatshirt and dropped to the stadium floor. Reverand Chuck began to sweat
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7personally felt that "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" would be more appropriate, anyway, since I could not fathom that I would ever be in that position again. But Clancy insisted
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5left the place alive. Most of him had been dissolved by time, but the Holy Grail was still clutched within Galahad's gauntlets and had fused there over the course of the years.
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4would be overturned. So I rolled over and asked her "Hey Hon, are we divorced, or what?" "I don't sleep with married men, you know that," she answered. I called my campaign manager
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4-aboon, just to add contrast. Then when the dancing fairies turn around, everyone will be distracted by it's horrifying rump. As for the dragons, how about if we have them do a wat
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3So I stopped into Hazel's Diner and ordered an apple cobbler and a mug o' joe. It took the edge off, for sure, but I noticed that everyone was staring at the uzi sticking out of my
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3-etantly enough and streaked down the hall, naked. "That does not compute," said the head robot, "that human must be eliminated!" "Crap!" I yelled. "Whatever," said another robot.
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1So he screwed down his helmet and tied his white satin scarf so tight his eyes popped out from their sockets on stalks, and boldly flew back on a kamikaze mission from Heck. in his
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2leader climbed victoriously top the top of the heap made from the bodies of my fallen comrades, I wept like a little girl and hid in the closet, plotting my lunch. First, I would
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2, so grab a few for later. You might need them. Then tip the bathroom attendant and proceed down the hall to the meeting room. An orange jacket will be provided. You can check your
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4-ng: it was a huge and frumpy, truly dumpy beige and teal plaid one-piece bathing suit with a family of four living comfortably inside it. "Doc Brown," exclaimed Marty, "you have