Finished Folds (761—780)
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4the goat's colorful yarn web. "Ha ha!" laughed the goat as the troll struggled to free itself, "Who's gonna stop me from crossing the bridge, now?" All the while, a giant spider
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1by now I had gone completely mad with the power I had over other people when I used my Jon Heder voice. People would literally drop everything and play tether ball with me. Whole
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1always smelled a little funny." And they toasted OJ by drinking Kool-Aid and pretending to ascend to another planet. It was quite a spectacle. The next morning, the commander felt
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1-nuts will have to make do with toast. Puppet characters from 1950's TV shows will come forth to claim the brains and will go on to win Nobel prizes. Kookla and Ollie won a joint
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2marry you once this whole North Korean Detainment thing was behind you. 23. Be pardoned by the N.K. Government in order to wed Ji-Hu. 24. Have Ji-Hu write your bio as a screenplay.
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2around my oxygen mask and blew bubbles into ti until I was able to return safely to the boat. "That eel saved my life," I told my mates over dinner, "but it tastes like chicken."
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1and ruled in favor of the lead contestant, but Marta demanded a re-count, and sure enough, one of the bruises turned out to be a birthmark. "The grand prize of $34 goes to Marta,"
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2Herb will be able to tell the truth for the first time in his political career." So Dr. Goodfeel removed the BS from Herb's innards by pulling it from his notrils. It was not prett
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3"I will pretend I have been stabbed in the bath," plotted He-Queen, "and then when She-Queen orders my body removed, I'll jump up and say: Fools!" That would really piss her off.
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1Ever since then I've only worn boots. They call me the Naked Zombie Slayer. But this time the zombs were real, and it would take more than a frying pan to stop them from
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2No, the universe did not care. That's why all those thoughts and prayers being sent there were winding up in the Dead Letter office. Secretly, AngelBecky took some home each night
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5?" The male of the two leapt to his feet. "How dare you insult the cow I love?" he barked. She lifted her udders off the chair and fled the restaurant, weeping. "Now see what you
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5My sister married an acrobat and sure enough, he ran off with a plumber and a case of VD. But I've said too much... I just wanted to sign up for a class called Nuclear Physics and
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4(in quotation marks). By now a crowd had gathered at the edge of the stage, and I tossed Francois a live chicken. The audience gasped as he bit its head off and fried it in oil
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2-ot have to feel too self-conscious as I heaved around the living room like a rooster until the cap popped out of my mouth and onto the carpet. With the utmost care, I washed it
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1don't know what's good. Why, in Dad's day everyone drank mineral spirits until they could hear their late ancestors speak from beyond the grave. People were more spiritual back
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1like a train wreck," she said. "No, it's a flaming snake skull." I told her, "See the eyes?" "I thought they were windows," she snarked, "And see? There's the conductor." I had to
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1gun, gonna have some fun down in the volcano! Because really, since I was a virgin, I wouldn't know what I was mssing, anyway, plus I would bring rain tot the village. So I dove
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3-avate even myself," said, dropping a "g" out of sheer prickliness. Truth be told, I didn't know from normal, let alone hypernormal. I wore band-aids over my eyes when I drove, and
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1mud all over Mother's clean floor. "Your father may be an elder statesman," Mother grumbled to them as they hid under the Radar Range chewing on crumbs, "but he's still a slob!"