Finished Folds (741—760)
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2-ology out the window and went totally Pagan just to keep their love alive. The church took away my clerical collar and suggested that I wear a dog collar, instead. I howled with
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7that his new Norwegian/Asian restaurant 'Norwasia' was going to be a hit. "The Lutefisk Fu Yung literally flew out the door," one food critic said, "because people were throwing it
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3of you been to that new club on the Horse Head Nebula?" The crowd stared at her like she was from another dimension (which of course, she was.) Then they started singing that same
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3The gnus were not really sure what that meant, but there was sure some talk about it down at the old watering hole, I'll tell you what. Bruce Springbok decided to write a song abou
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0of a spider. I'm sorry. Who were we talking about again? Well, never mind. Did you know that the Singing Nun had eight legs and never shaved them? This allegation has never been re
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3German Pizza Hut down the street refused to serve his special sauerkraut on top of its New Octoberfest Pizza. In a rage, Kaiser Wilhelm II beat the head cook there with a giant
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3-y penny from. Broke and enraged, the gerbil match-girl lunges for the gerbil-prince's throat. She is grabbed by his henchmen and put in a tiny guillotine with a Dixie cup beneath.
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1But Jonathan had tired of rejection from his seagull family and had decided not to be an omnivore any more, which broke his mother's heart. In fact, he had become avian-cannibal.
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4Jimbeau nodded solemnly from his dark corner. By now he had grown terribly wise, and knew about little girl's dreams. It was the big girls that still baffled him, but he knew enoug
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0but he seemed to be taking his time returning from The Land That Time Forgot. So one windy day I opened my magic bumberchute and escaped the prison walls. "Goodbye, Scary Bobbins!"
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5But the wise old Koala knew as soon as their song began, that it was an evil tune, and jammed corks into his ears so as not to hear Pastor and the Filch sing "Muskrat Loaf" or
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1But what he has in mind will make your skin crawl. Within his eyes our lives are lost, within those seas our ships are tossed. What, I ask you, is the cost? Will the crops survive
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2rode them on the slippery slope that led him out of her life, forever. From that night on, she dreamed of all the red=headed babies she would never have. But she was better off.
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5"pass the dutchy" with them, but Floyd was too puzzled at being called "Flyod" to accept, at first. But after he had mellowed, he decided to go with "Flyod" and never cut his hair
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4But his little kitty claws kept snagging their skin and they complained to the guru, who said he was sorry, but that Toes would have to go back home to Brookline and start a shoe
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2"Give me one of those thighs, Lucy," Phil said, but soon enough he was sorry, for they were very gamey indeed. "Give me some grandchildren, Lucy," said Phil's mean old dad, but
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2and kicked Larry to the curb, where Moe and Curly were waiting for him. "You knucklehead!" muttered Moe, "You were supposed to get us into that fancy dive!" "Sorry, Moe," Larry
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2certainly no exception. With spines growing from his torso in every direction and purple nurples to boot, he dragged himself off to work, griping about the lack of decent coffee in
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3since it had fallen off due to a nasty case of leprosy. That was fine, because I nobody wants to smell anything baking in mercury, anyway. As I passed through the London streets,
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2that I should have had my sebulorg licensed. But I aint paying no $50 to spring it from the pound." So he just walked away, after all that. But the alien was later happily adopted!