Finished Folds (801—820)
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4and although it failed to destroy the universe, it did re-heat the stale fries that Henry had left on his car floor, and that was enough for him. For now. The rest was up to
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2nail polish ought to look good with my new lavender lab coat, which I have found doesn't show brain surgery stains as much as the pink one does. After the surgery I'll have lunch
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3wearing nothing but pocket protectors taped to their pale and flabby bodies. Look, I'm a believer in science, but amount of bleach will rinse that vision from my eyes. No, sir.
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5went back to their planet, satisfied, and the sun once again shone on Earth, that is until our skies were dimmed by giant clouds of alien excrement tossed by alien brides. Payback.
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1doll that she called "Hilda" and kept in a spare roll of toilet paper in the master bathroom. Her last words to me were "Take care fo Hilda... or else..." before she died. But I
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7-upiscent. Pluto could plainly see the bulge in Mickey's little red shorts, but pretended not to notice, fo fear that Mickey would expose him as an alien if he said anything weird.
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7and quite frankly I was beginning to doubt that the strange-looking people at the Tropic Tan counter were really all that concerned with my bikini lines. Their faces had started to
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5-estinal Joe's party, and he'll cry if he wants to!" Naturally, it was a big hit, and later covered by Country Gastrointestinal Joe and the Fish Heads.
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6fretted Mother, "I shall have to make another pan of brain before Father gets home. You know how cranky he gets when he comes home to no brain!" So she shooed the naughty kids from
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3-itute realized that it would be up to them, the poorest of the poor, to stop the mad scientists' creature by throwing themselves into the paths of the Whoopus as it sprayed the
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1So laying a finger aside of one nostril, I shot my special pheromone from the other onto the Craving, which started to whistle and sparkle as it shrunk to nothingness. The dogs
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2Clive and Clovis Spork. But when they felt Durga's waves of loving energy blowing in with the winds, they put down their hatchets of hate and embraced, finally realizing that they
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5inflatable jock straps and bras!" Kenny slapped his head, but later had to admit that they did offer some relief during the siege, as well as making the r=troops more alluring. Whe
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3was destined to become one of the ten most mundane teen sexploitation films of 1997, said Urinal Cake magazine. Emilio was surprised that it went directly to TV movie and never
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2year's worth of mayonnaise if I was ever going to be able to build the bologna sandwich of my dreams. I encountered elves that could bite through car doors. I fought bulb-headed
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1He took another defiant sip and stared out at the scorched garden. Out there, under leaves as brown and crumpled as paper bags, the frogs were weeping, and their tears flowed out
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4-ew that Esmirelda was a divine spirit born into the body of a 400 pound 60-year-old womyn. She could heal mental maladies by smiling into a person's mind with her heart. She could
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2When I came to, the light had rearranged itself into something resembling my aunt Mildred. She appeared to be reading a philosophy book, as usual, but her eyes seemed unfocused.
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6I had sent her, which read "Dont u hav sm undies in yr fridge? LOL". Finally I just yelled across the restaurant to her: "Hey bottomless! Throw on some trou, wouldja?" She looked
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5Instead, I said, "Come ride on my shoulders my short friend, and together we search for another princess to rescue." Insulted by my insinuation, he head-butted me in the torso and