Finished Folds (821—840)
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4Tom Selleck consommé served over a pilaf made from the teeth of Jim and Tammy Baker. Please do not forget to tip your demonic waiter or he will grind pepper on your wounds. Desert
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3duck shot from a rocket launcher. I watched as my masseuse entered the upper stratosphere and burst into flames. "Well, at least I won't have to pay her," you said as her ashes
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3-e time for it, but alas, I was all ready stewing in my own juices and could not think straight. The pigs had set the table, and Porky was trying to say Grace, when I finally
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2and toot his own horn, so to speak. Little did Ian know that Lorna had crept over from the reed section cabins and was fingering her clarinet frantically, hoping to catch his eye.
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4kill-joys onto their side, and heaven knows, there are lots of them! Soon the New Wave Ascetic Movement (to others, known as NWAM) took their beige sensibilities to the museum of
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4-g,' said Cyril the cereal killer and he aimed a sawed-off shotgun at Toucan Sam. Had it not been for Nora the Noble Transvestite, who threw her heavily sequined body in front of
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2, who held his wingtips over his ear areas, afraid to hear the truth: that he was, in fact, a duck. But Dr. Wells did not reveal this to Winslow. Instead he peeled an orange and
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2-braced her and swept her off to fairyland to be his elven queen. But when Ida was roused (via a good dousing with ice water) she was horrified at what she thought were insects
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3yelled "Peel out!". But Cowboy Cletus' rivals, the Banana Splits Bunch, came riding around the corner on their motor unicycles and tore the banana gun from his hands, laughing and
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7She watched through the security peephole as Stu kicked all of her potted plants off the porch before limping pathetically away. (One of them had been in an iron pot.) She felt bad
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3would be periodically interrupted by the constant firestorm outside, and of course, it was. But I had a lot of hell money on this game, and I had to make sure I saw as much as
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5really long and boring avant garde film. Long shots of a dog dish. Another dog'd poophole. A squirrel. A pile of poop. A pissed-off cat. The dreaming dog device was providing no
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3except, "Jeez, χman- chill. Okay? Just chill. Jeez!" χman felt bad that he had dissed Jman and Gman like that, but he had to tell it like it is. Y'know? He walked home alone and
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2the other hand, she complained of the other hand being wired into a rude gesture after surgery to correct her inability to play the piano, even though it was because she had no
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1experience as they attempt to get comfortable on floor pillows, after years of office chairs. And if any of them complained, he would call them nonprogessive and send them packing.
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1-tunate enough to be able to afford another glob of tobacco. Elroy grimaced as his nicotine cravings worsened, revealing his brown teeth in his reflection in the drug store window.
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6get my mind out of the gutter and stop thinking about how hot a pig would look in thigh-high stripper boots, it's round pink flesh bulging out over the- wait a minute- I have to co
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2d a major faux pas. "That saddle makes your butt look big," he told the horse, thinking he was being helpful. Insulted, the horse carried the man to a bridge and dropped him in
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2every political opinion IN CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!! But I didn't care, because by the end of the evening I had made over $8K in tips and was on my way to Bermuda for a well-deserved
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4himself and Satnin, the sheep-devil, just to confuse things further. The sheep messiah shook his wooly head so hard that his pink wig nearly fell off. "Blessed are the fleecemakers