Finished Folds (1161—1180)
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5Ponce hoped that Cookie and Doug the Thug would accept a nickname for him, instead of admitting to such a name as "Ponce". He told them that he was called "Butch", but they did not
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2tasted quite a bit like mango juice mixed with Everclear. The Tourist, whose name was Tom, had taken a sip only a moment ago, but to him it felt like eons had passed. A vulture
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3screamed a rutabaga, as it felt itself being slowly pulled toward the whirring blades. A passing mouse heard his screams and pulled the plug just in time. The grateful rutabaga
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6breath of the Hydra upon me though, as he announced that I was free to go. The cell door was now open, but I found myself frozen, in spite of the tea. Was I ready for freedom?
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14has no idea where it had been going in the first place, but hopes that it involves vultures, hallucinations, zombies, and a man in pink pants. Let us enter Lester's Disco and see
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2But Norm's instructor frowned at Norm's "Alabama Rocket" dance routine's reliance on a rocket and the state of Alabama and banished Norm from ever setting foot in his establishment
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4Produce Poobah, until it was discovered that the droid was taking all the rejected produce and feeding it to the poor. The Produce Poobah was livid about this, and sent the droid
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3, that is, until the hungry carrot tribe learned how to swarm them and leave nothing but the antlers. The hungry carrots grew fat and lethargic on venison, and soon the humans
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2..." but Tom's episode had become so surreal by that time, that he didn't hear the rest of the sentence. He just saw a pair of lips recede into the sky over a desert. A vulture
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0Not only did John have bodies buried in his basement and "crow's feet", he also had a collection of Gene Rayburn's polyester suits, which he had found in a Burbank dumpster in 1976
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4But on November 1st, 2018, he was convicted of bad taste and murder, when local police discovered the charred remains of two skulls in his yard. Dental records showed that Bill and
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5-atulant planet's surface and sent up a shower of odorific sparks. That wowed the audience temporarily, but how would Barnes keep their attention? It was then that the universe
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4have an uterus. They probably stole it to replace theirs when they went menopausal- the bitches! Why do THEY get to bear children and be all stretched out of shape while he still
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5divulge this secret without being paid. After an untold sum changed hands, the postman elf told a horrific tale of how the elves had been forced to dress as reindeer and pull the
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4to see if they are tough enough to withstand working underground in tight quarters for long hours with men who sometimes do not have time to clean their underwear. A miner must be
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3into Little Bobby's malted milkshake, and boarded a plane. He sat next to Samuel Jackson, who greatly objected to his presence aboard and asked to be switched to First Class.
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7her adjusted gross income to reflect the high bills she had paid to hotels across the country while The Barrier had toured. Jan Brady-Glass may have been a rocket scientist, but
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5-GONAUT, and travel to ferocious islands full of bizarre beasts and godlike beings, none of them especially cutesy-poo. That was the life for the manly likes of me, brother. Jason
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3The goon turned and gestured at all the plaster garden goons I had placed all over the lawn. "Don't you think they're a little... er... racist?" the goon asked. Flustered, I shut
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3So very nearly frozen was he that Earl, a representative from Bird's Eye, was standing close by with an open plastic bag, ready to catch him as he fell. The mammoth watched as Earl