Finished Folds (1181—1200)
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4other bovine-like critter. As I chewed the steak, the nearby hooved heathen's smile grew more and more menacing. Then I realized that the steak in my maw was squeaking like a
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1And that, my loved ones, is how Colonel Rumpcheeks got his name. Though he went on to fight and win many a battle in that hell we call The Sahara, he never let the shame of that
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3-nted itself in the wall of the tunnel and waited for Old Me to take one last look outside before it retired for good. Then, as dawn colored the eastern sky, New Me peeked out into
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5-immied down to the pool hall to pick up sailors and former prisoners. I was so proud of her. She was a free spirit, like me. But my son was just a bearded lady with a winky.
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5, but not very well. I was sure he'd be thrown out of Julliard for poor performance. His eyes kept darting to the audience and he couldn't project worth a damn. His hands fidgeted
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3buy a bus ticket to the underworld, like my Ma had suggested? After what seemed like (and in fact, was) eternity, the beast dropped me gently on the shores of the lake of fire. I
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3golly, it was a humdinger of a dead quahog. It lay in state (or so its large family thought) in a glass case at the entrance of the Ocean Hall at the Smithsonian Museum of Natural
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5"You mean to tell me that there's no bathroom on the 2nd floor of the Sears store in the abandoned mall?" Fudgey the Whale gasped, "How did the employees stand it?" But the hobo
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1tried to commit cultural suicide by painting a wide-eyed puppy in a window, the hangers-on only raved about its clever irony and the gallery owners jacked up his prices. His cat
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5"I guess I just like prison food, is all," replied Gomez, picking some unidentifiable matter from his rotting teeth. Old Chesty shrugged and pushed a suspicious-looking cake under
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3"GOOOOOOOOOOAL!" shouted Saint Peter, his pale hands raised above his head. The band of angels began to play "Hail to the He'n'ly Host" as the Lord declared it a victory for all
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2but basically limited to bananas and peanuts. Excellent quality, but not much diversity. Wanda the Panda didn't much mind, as she pretty much only ate bamboo, but she didn't want
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7"Don't need 'em anymore," replied Future, " I handle everything with my mind." Present stared at Future in disbelief. "Fat and artless," Past snarked. "Jealous?", Future smirked.
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4-e I was branded as a beast of burden and made my way into town, where the cat-houses were for those with only two legs. In the distance I heard a faint moo-ing, and knew I had to
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1not to pay it, for fear that payment of the fine would make them look guilty. So the embezzling Inspectors opted to go to trial under the jurisdiction of a giant harp seal, who lay
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8They gave me a wedgie and left me hanging there, wedged in the bathroom window. One of them ran around to the outside and slapped my face. Another took footage of my knickers
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4always do that. But from it's shards, a Venusaur hatched before my very eyes. It made a harsh sound as it yawned and blinked it's sticky eyes, but I could not resist it's flowery
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3I tied satin blindfolds onto them, sent the firing squad home, and gave them each an exploding cigarette to smoke. "Ew, menthol?" Criss griped, just before he was blown sky high.
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3and mildew resistant, but my Mum just screamed at the sight of a naked man in her bathroom. Captain Shower Curtain screamed back because she had all ready pulled down her knickers
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1my room, or I wouldn't get any dinner, but I wouldn't listen. The pull of the mob was greater than my hunger. I managed to climb out the window with my torch without burning down