Finished Folds (1481—1500)
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3out, but now can't remember. My mother was always erasing my memory. She says that it is to protect me from evil. She treats me like a baby. I am going to run away from home
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4-ya brotherhood formed among those of us who had designed the buttons on Custer's TimeShips. We incorporated secret symbols in these buttons that we knew would cause the ships to
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5you're atheists? Well, all the more reason for me to release my wrath upon your puny souls, mortals! Cringe in fear! Wet your pants! Close cover before striking! Do not refreeze!
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7"E.T. need coffee." said E.T. "Buy a round, I will," said Yoda. "Me just want biscotti," said Cookie Monster. The Charbucks barista rolled her eyes. Not THEM again.
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4"Wipe that lava off your face, son," spewed his dad, "you're really burning me up!" He knew then that, some day, the pressure that was building within him would erupt and Seattle
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4shark and leaving the Top of the Pops wide open for anyone with half a stick of talent to climb aboard for their 15 minutes of fame. There wasn't even time to make T-shirts before
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3watching his language; not behaving himself. That's why he was up in the tower. Fired, Johnny walked the streets, and could hear Paul Harvey up there, still cussing up a storm.
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2Still, their gifts kept her floral shop well-stocked, and she made a tidy little profit, until that fateful day when Elton John recognized her behind the counter. "Hey, aren't you
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3applies to me, as I am above that sort of thing, but I'll pop that pimple on your head if you give a me "promise" ring. Take me down to Sears today and let's get started right away
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10No-one had any idea what the hell that meant. But Kailyn Jenner and Ellen DeGeneres found some sort of meaning as their eyes met over the punchbowl at the charity ball. Sparks flew
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4somehow tilted into him instead of into Joe. Tony was full of verve, but Joe just lay there, waiting for eternal darkness to descend. But instead of that, a butterfly descended and
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2-rical: "With a broken arm and a broken heart, I will pierce Dan's skin with a poisoned dart!" The councellor pretended not to notice as I dialed Heyheb's Potions with my working
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8-ensic science class, little knowing that he soon would become a case study. Waiting behind his door, she trembled all over as she waited for Hrengor to come home for lunch. He
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5-tractive as you scratched the dust for yummy ticks to eat. You had no idea that I had my sharpened axe behind my back. Your next crow would be your last. You lifted your tiny head
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5an episode yet!" yelled Grandma as she sprinted up the hill to safety with her old Magnavox. I sure hope I have her genes. From there I watched the tsunami as it swelled, then
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4clash with her earrings, but when she talked in that high baby voice, even her shoes rolled their eyes. Mamie (from the coffee shop) frowned as Babette shimmied past her window.
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5I found that I had not only forgotten to wear my pants, but had on my little sister's "Tuesday" panties. And it was Wednesday! A mirthful mob taunted me as I ran down the streets
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5said a loud man in the audience. "Look again, Loud Man!" the whale said, and clapped his fins. At once the Zazipop Critter rose from it's watery grave and began to flit about the
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1-ado pulled and tugged, but was no match for Tonia's muscular shadow, which held her fast to the earth. Using the last of it's power, the tornado dwindled to a breeze at her feet.
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2I was able to get a counter job at Medusa's Wig emporium. It paid fairly well, but Medusa was the only customer, and she could be incredibly demanding. I was too afraid to quit