Finished Folds (1561—1580)
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3my heart breaking, you are much too close." This blew my cold, money-clutching heart. I relinquished the whole church and everything it stood for, and ran off to become a Hollywood
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1wads of yen in the engineering students' faces. But few of the students knew Japanese and didn't understand. they thought they were being propositioned for other reasons. The dean
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2or get off the pot, I thought, as I ran back into the burning house to retrieve Grandma, who was deaf as a doornail, and had taken to sleeping in the guest room because of Grandpa'
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3from the dry and twisted stems. When Otto spoke, it was if the plants remembered how to thrive, and burst into bloom once more. They knew that Otto would love them and care for the
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2was a loud clang as the cover fell on my fingers, severing two of them. "I could tell you weren't really in the moment," the piano complained, "Where is your spontaneity?"
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5I was a woman without a family, without constant demands, without responsibilities. It was freedom. I decided to shed all constrains and let my hair go witchy-wild. I lurked in the
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3in the annals of poetry. Her caged bird sang, and within its voice Maya became a Super Poet. On her words she found flight. Between her lines she became a messenger to the world.
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5Just as the page closed I saw all my typos and grammatical mistakes. What had I done? Would the others think less of me? I hung my head in shame as the fold posted. I was doomed.
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3He let his beard grow, and soon it grew all over his face. Then came the morning when he awoke to birdsong and noticed that he had grown little horns and hooves and knew
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2Suddenly the acrid odor of her boyfriend's armpits came from the fireplace, and in he dropped, carried by this pit hairs, which he had braided into ropes. "Darling!" she cried as
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4He was no longer a manatee, but had now morphed into a giant toadfish. His rows of teeth ripped into the side of the boat, and tore into the refrigerator that protruded from the
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0which turned out to be very popular as plant hangers until bands of roving dogs tore them from people's porches and chewed them to bit, leaving only the plants. Macramed beef bones
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6The smell of the Walrus Team Six's fishy breath caused the crowd to disperse, and all that was left was a giant baby with a full diaper. The Walrus Team Six dragged it to the neare
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1-e was much too high in saturated fats for the inhabitants, and they soon died from heart attacks due to the high cholesterol. Since no doctors had bee present at the time of their
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2the entire town emptied in a matter of minutes. Having recently been invaded by horny zombies, they were having no more of that. Hoards of white boys flooded into the abandoned
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1just their fingernails, and were left with bloody stumps where their hands used to be. They called upon Fauxala Koala to be their hands for them, but their pitiful mews were met
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2"Join him, won't you?" said my ex-partner as he pulled the trigger. For a moment the world was a blast of noise and motion. I thought I had been caught in a tornado. But then I saw
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2cards and using them to order things on Chewy.com. I found the stolen credit cards at the bottom of his cat-box, which he assumed I never emptied. They were in no condition to be
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4"Though nothing, nothing will keep us together We can beat them, forever and ever" the little muppet sang, his voice more English now than it had ever been before. Even his puppet
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3carnivorous plant people who had been following him, their eyes bright with righteous green tears. How dare he destroy those plants when there were so many mammals that needed to