Finished Folds (1541—1560)
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5"Om, om, om," he said as he slammed down the cereal of enlightenment and dashed off to work. A half hour later, as he was leaving the subway, his mind suddenly cleared,and he saw
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4"Yes, it was me playing the concertina," she admitted through tears, "I couldn't help it. It's a habit. I need.... help..." So I dialed the Concertina Helpline, who put us in touch
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3-s rose and fell like mighty waves in a mal-de-mer. The bankers got sea-sick. Meanwhile he read a few pages and then put it down. "Not my cup of tea," he said. They defenestrated.
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2"Are you a man or a mouse?" Mrs. Finn asked me, "I can't tell without my glasses on." "Eep," I replied. This attracted the attention of Mrs. Finn's cat McMurphy, who came bounding
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5Unfortunately, it miscalculated its size and speed and crashed into the house, killing everyone aboard. The family dog was overjoyed to see it there on the lawn, and swallowed it.
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2had a secret love, and it was her. At least I think it was. Or maybe she is just controlling our hearts and minds as we watch her in the arena, her face shining in the lights.
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2The Robby the Robot's knobbly arms thrust through the fabric of space, grab me with their tin claws and drag me to a TV stage in the 1960's. June Lockhart adjusts my jumpsuit and I
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0and an old condom he had kept in his wallet for almost forty years. The Colonial Space Scriveners were not sure how effective this would be against alien intruders, but trusted the
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2Seconds after drinking the lemonade, the sun was eclipsed by a giant Ravi Shankar, who was lowered to a makeshift stage with ropes on squeaky pulleys. Tiny blue gods emerged from
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3always snarking about him at their catnip parties. The Siamese Calico Queen was secretly attracted to Flufferns and hoped that this would cause him to notice her, but he only
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7of the window and into Mrs. Maxwell's martini. The alcohol burned the fish's scales as he stared into a huge green eye that turned out to be the olive. The fish leapt out of the
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4of Mattel! I have the power!" He-Man roared as he burst from his mint-condition cardboard box and dove down upon the Barbies on his mighty (but plastic) battle cat Cringer.
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2-ing Sins, accusing them of eating rice cakes when Devil Dogs had been plentiful. As Knight of the Chocodile I would claim victory in the Little Debbie Wars. But my Twinkies had
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3but once there, the siren call of ouzo dulled my desire to investigate any mosaics for clues. It was only by chance that I drunkenly stumbled into a small chapel to take a leak,
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3that will be thrown out by New Year's Day." Clearly, this Chris Kringle was not the jolly old elf we knew. A call came in, and he ran out to his tow truck to fetch another crumpled
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0-egan to cry, attracting the attention of four grannies at a nearby table, who came over to comfort him. They petted Harry's hand and said said "there, there," as he told his tale.
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2stuck there with him, the miserable git. We ordered another round and we sent him the bill. He would be dead before it was due, anyway, we figured. We were wrong. The police showed
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3It was Henry's stomach that was grumbling. He asked the fish for some antacid, but the fish was gone. Henry's lips were covered in fish scales. "O God, what have I done?" he said.
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2the two white-eyed fungus twins of decay, Bathsemine and Hubert. Though blind, they could tell who was passing through the hothouse, and would shudder with apprehension. I was in
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5the corpse of Brett Somers. Gene Rayburn's reanimated body read the clue, as follows: "Dumb Dora was so dumb..." (silence from the dead audience) she put BLANK in her coffin." Eeri