Finished Folds (1—18)
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4them from what little lied beneath his pants. That pungent, sour feta smell if you're wondering came from his dark, thick-skinned feet. Why did he continue to chase the Harem Girls
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3out the window. Suzie chicken was all she had in this cruel world. They'd experienced the highs and lows of life together. The break-ups, the drama, graduating college...Suzie was
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5went about cutting a square of it off so I could place it in my jean pocket for when I travel from home. Being a toddler in the body of a 55 year old white male can be hard, people
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2So I rushed into the nearest bathroom, shoved my legs into either pant leg and got back out there. I can't make a tit of myself, not here. If anyone asked I could always say it's
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3juice to keep me going for a period of 2 weeks. It's quite amazing the creations you can conjure from merely prune juice, sardines and pantry essentials. I say intoxicated, but
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2wobbled its way down to the floor. Leaning forward he stuck out his tongue but to his surprise instead of getting a tongueful of jello, he had licked the balding head of a
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3crotch. "Camera 3, who's on camera 3?" yelled a very angry production manager. "This is a family game show, stop messing around lad" And so camera 3 panned properly to the bishop's
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4to look at her, nobody dare mention her name. For she was but a mere memory nowadays. That's what fame does to you, you see. One day you're hot, the next you're not. She just
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3the meat and add all the grit and sinew you can - that's what the people want, regardless of how much they hide it. Keep it on a low heat but really whack it up when it's almost
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3be assuming I haven't" I replied in a stern voice. Honestly, she thinks I'm a wreck.
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3other baby into the stew. What chaos! "If we get to cleaning this all up now do you think we'll do it in time before mum gets home?" George asked, picking the baby out of the pan
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1no choice but to take on two contracts. Roger Dirt had lived a horrible, gruelling life as it was, it was the least David could do. So he strode up to Mr. Manager man and shouted
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3And that concludes my tips on how to survive as a meat eater amongst a society crawling with big-headed vegans and fancy so and so's.
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10But it was too late, whilst I was telling the nurse of this news Teddy had made a run for the main road and...well...stuffing was strewn across the street. If only I'd known sooner
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2lover. After all these years I still had a feeling in my heart she was waiting for me. What with fleeing prison and having nothing to do, I knew this was the perfect opportunity to
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3because it was always overpriced for such a little amount of crappy coffee.
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3took no notice. They rode that wave like there was no tomorrow. I kind of regret doing such a horrible deed to poor old Shark Lady. But in some respects she did this to herself.
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4I took a bite expecting the worst, but alas, tender and dry! All that panic for nothing...